I'm coming out, I want the world to know

By Anonymous - 25/07/2023 03:00

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend of almost a year told me he thinks he might be gay. I took off my shirt, sexily climbed over him, and began to kiss him passionately. "What do you think now?" I said seductively. His response? "Now I'm sure I'm gay." FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 206
You deserved it 969

Same thing different taste

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Look, the idea of 'I'm so hot I turned this guy straight' is total nonsense cooked up by a bunch of people trying to make you feel inadequate. I'm sure you're plenty good-looking, but if that guy's gay, then there's shit-all you taking your shirt off is gonna do. Let it go, be friends, and move on to someone who's sexually attracted to you.

lol that probably wasn't the correct response but then again neither was your boyfriend's! Maybe next time see if he likes your boobs somewhere before 12 months in?

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And now you know to move on and not waste your time anymore. Who knows?! He's probably tryna see someone else and conspired a claim of gay to justify wanting to get away from you! Just move on and forget he existed!!

lol that probably wasn't the correct response but then again neither was your boyfriend's! Maybe next time see if he likes your boobs somewhere before 12 months in?

You can always squash your boobs down, put on a strap-on and peg him real good.

L0life29 6

As much as I think you’re a huge douche bag…..that oddly enough makes the most sense in their situation

Look, the idea of 'I'm so hot I turned this guy straight' is total nonsense cooked up by a bunch of people trying to make you feel inadequate. I'm sure you're plenty good-looking, but if that guy's gay, then there's shit-all you taking your shirt off is gonna do. Let it go, be friends, and move on to someone who's sexually attracted to you.

I think that was a pretty reasonable response. You cut through the nonsense and now you both know.

This joke is so old every dead comedian ever is spinning in their graves.

Had you guys had sex before? If so, you'd think he'd have realized it then. Still, that's a bummer for you, but better to find out now than before the relationship gets more serious.