Today, after much thought and serious consideration, I nervously admitted to my boyfriend that I'm bisexual. The first thing that he said in response was: "Want a threesome?" FML
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Today, I made the mistake of telling my boyfriend that I once fooled around innocently with another girl. He’s now trying to force me to "explore my bisexuality". Not because he thinks it’s a healthy expression, but he thinks it’s "hot" and wants to set up threesomes. FML
Today, my boyfriend of almost a year told me he thinks he might be gay. I took off my shirt, sexily climbed over him, and began to kiss him passionately. "What do you think now?" I said seductively. His response? "Now I'm sure I'm gay." FML
Today, after getting sick of my boyfriend pestering me for a threesome, I invited a male friend over. My boyfriend strongly declined, because, "Hell no, I ain’t gay." So this man expects me to be a lesbian, but him being gay is a problem. FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing asked me to have a threesome. With his girlfriend. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I'm bisexual. He dumped me because apparently now there is "too much competition". FML
Today, my boyfriend came out of the closet. In the middle of us having sex. FML
Today, my fiancée asked for a threesome. I don't want it. I think I'm now single. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML
Today, I was driving my best friend home when he admitted to being gay. I was glad he could trust me with a secret like this. Until he admitted to having sex with my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend came out as a polyamorous, and then immediately asked me if he could date another guy I thought was my friend. I’m such a pushover, I said yes. FML
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fwongraven 10
FYL, bisexual doesn't equal wanting threesomes or multiple partners. Dunno, I've been contacted by 'curious' couples (with no instigation on my part) who seem to think the man-and-woman combo must be like all my birthdays come at once. No.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#50 Exactly. Not every bisexual person wants a threesome. I'm bisexual and I'd be hurt if that was my boyfriend's immediate reaction after I told him. I'd consider being a threesome cheating, and so would he-- we both want each other to ourselves.
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Comments (109)
hashoahxxx 0
YES!!!
picturescrazy 24
What were you expecting him to say? That seems to be an appropriate response.
PsychoCola 0
Goddamnit people are idiots. #69 said it all: "How is that supportive? After struggling to share something personal to her boyfriend, his first response is, 'Oh, cool, so will you fulfill one of my sexual fantasies?'"
CiaranPM 0
Your boyfriend is win.
blahzz 4
Now if he said he wanted a threesome with another dude that would be a true FML.
theonlysweetpea 10
The only reason OP is lucky, is because her boyfriend didn't break up with her. Or treat her different. When I was 17 I tokd my then boyfriend, I was bisexual and he looked at me like I was an alien. Ever since it seems like he was treating me like a *****. Being attracted to more than one type of person doesn't mean you're attracted to more than one person at a time. People can be such uninformed assholes!
notnicek 0
Bi the way, I'm gay.
Mcawesomepants 2
My ex said she was 95 percent lesbian and i was the 5 percent keeping her stright :/ lmao
siege10 0
EPIC WIN!!! I am not really sure why this surprised you. as far as I know there is not one guy in existence who would not jump at the opportunity of a threesome... also this just proves your boyfriend thinks on his feet, is threesome response was pretty much perfect.
boopityboppity 11
You don't know many guys, do you?
Freeze_fml 17
You are very stupid.
me142 0
thats a win. and what were expecting, op?