Today, after much thought and serious consideration, I nervously admitted to my boyfriend that I'm bisexual. The first thing that he said in response was: "Want a threesome?" FML
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Today, I made the mistake of telling my boyfriend that I once fooled around innocently with another girl. He’s now trying to force me to "explore my bisexuality". Not because he thinks it’s a healthy expression, but he thinks it’s "hot" and wants to set up threesomes. FML
Today, my boyfriend of almost a year told me he thinks he might be gay. I took off my shirt, sexily climbed over him, and began to kiss him passionately. "What do you think now?" I said seductively. His response? "Now I'm sure I'm gay." FML
Today, after getting sick of my boyfriend pestering me for a threesome, I invited a male friend over. My boyfriend strongly declined, because, "Hell no, I ain’t gay." So this man expects me to be a lesbian, but him being gay is a problem. FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing asked me to have a threesome. With his girlfriend. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I'm bisexual. He dumped me because apparently now there is "too much competition". FML
Today, my boyfriend came out of the closet. In the middle of us having sex. FML
Today, my fiancée asked for a threesome. I don't want it. I think I'm now single. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML
Today, I was driving my best friend home when he admitted to being gay. I was glad he could trust me with a secret like this. Until he admitted to having sex with my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend came out as a polyamorous, and then immediately asked me if he could date another guy I thought was my friend. I’m such a pushover, I said yes. FML
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fwongraven 10
FYL, bisexual doesn't equal wanting threesomes or multiple partners. Dunno, I've been contacted by 'curious' couples (with no instigation on my part) who seem to think the man-and-woman combo must be like all my birthdays come at once. No.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#50 Exactly. Not every bisexual person wants a threesome. I'm bisexual and I'd be hurt if that was my boyfriend's immediate reaction after I told him. I'd consider being a threesome cheating, and so would he-- we both want each other to ourselves.
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Comments (109)
mad2physicist 0
I think that response would have occurred from 99.99% of guys. The other .01% are in comas. But I do understand why this could be an FYL, if you are bi but desire (serial) monogamy.
harviss12 8
funalyfeeemaria ok then
Hisbabyforever 0
he doesn't mind, that's what you wanted, what's your problem?
BelleElle_fml 5
How is it cheating if all three participants are consenting?
spellfire 0
Tell him that you'd like that, OP, and that you'd like the third one to be a guy. Then watch him trying to backpedal out of his proposition. "But honey, you were the one who suggested it!"
Vivalamariaaa 0
That's the same thing my boyfriend said.
Nefertiti78 0
typical male response, so cliche
califormula 0
What else was he supposed to say??!!??
5t3ff1k4h 47
It has to do with what gender she's attracted to. *facepalm* Even if she's with this guy forever, it simply means that she's with a man she's in love with. It doesn't mean she's no longer attracted to women. Angelina Jolie is bisexual. She is also married to Brad Pitt. This doesn't change her orientation.
Emilyinroom483 7
I can't believe how many people said that she deserved it. Actually, I CAN believe it, and it sickens me. FHL because nobody takes bisexuality seriously.