Today, after much thought and serious consideration, I nervously admitted to my boyfriend that I'm bisexual. The first thing that he said in response was: "Want a threesome?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I made the mistake of telling my boyfriend that I once fooled around innocently with another girl. He’s now trying to force me to "explore my bisexuality". Not because he thinks it’s a healthy expression, but he thinks it’s "hot" and wants to set up threesomes. FML
Today, my boyfriend of almost a year told me he thinks he might be gay. I took off my shirt, sexily climbed over him, and began to kiss him passionately. "What do you think now?" I said seductively. His response? "Now I'm sure I'm gay." FML
Today, after getting sick of my boyfriend pestering me for a threesome, I invited a male friend over. My boyfriend strongly declined, because, "Hell no, I ain’t gay." So this man expects me to be a lesbian, but him being gay is a problem. FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing asked me to have a threesome. With his girlfriend. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I'm bisexual. He dumped me because apparently now there is "too much competition". FML
Today, my boyfriend came out of the closet. In the middle of us having sex. FML
Today, my fiancée asked for a threesome. I don't want it. I think I'm now single. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML
Today, I was driving my best friend home when he admitted to being gay. I was glad he could trust me with a secret like this. Until he admitted to having sex with my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend came out as a polyamorous, and then immediately asked me if he could date another guy I thought was my friend. I’m such a pushover, I said yes. FML
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fwongraven 10
FYL, bisexual doesn't equal wanting threesomes or multiple partners. Dunno, I've been contacted by 'curious' couples (with no instigation on my part) who seem to think the man-and-woman combo must be like all my birthdays come at once. No.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#50 Exactly. Not every bisexual person wants a threesome. I'm bisexual and I'd be hurt if that was my boyfriend's immediate reaction after I told him. I'd consider being a threesome cheating, and so would he-- we both want each other to ourselves.
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Comments (109)
BelleElle_fml 5
Isn't that what most guys would ask? Besides we've covered this before. Threesomes are hot. ;)
hahaalolz 0
agreed, they are pretty damn sexaay ;)
5t3ff1k4h 47
I don't know if I'm the only one who gets this impression, but I think threesomes are slutty. It doesn't matter what gender you're into...but monogamy should be the way to go. I don't know why it's so... acceptable for a person to have multiple partners. That's cheating. That, to me, is unacceptable.
rasta_pasta 4
Who says monogamy is the way to go? That's your opinion and that's fine, but it doesn't have shit to do with what two or more consenting should or shouldn't do when they get down and you're in no position to judge people.
5t3ff1k4h 47
I did say that it was unacceptable to me and I didn't understand the others' views on why they feel it is acceptable. It's giving my opinion and asking why. Not full on judging.
far_east 6
**** ye, your boyfriend knows what to do, i like his style and yes serious question, want a threesome? thats a huge win on th guy's part
nitemare0 17
what did you expect?
tessybearbear 4
At least he took it well!
dudeitsdanny 10
So all bisexual people must want the same thing? Not everyone thinks the same way. Some people don't wanna share their partner, some feel like a threesome in a relationship will just lead to trouble, and some just don't feel like thrreesomes are correct, all of these regardless of sexuality. I would imagine that the OP feels like her boyfriend might pressure her now, or feels disrespected that her boyfriend would act in such a stereotypical manner.
jok3r_l3tal 0
isn't that good?
alexandrox 0
ur hot
carpediemryders 0
you brought it up, so now it's time to put up or shut the **** up.
kyouka 8
saw that coming. what else would you expect a guy to say?
Jimbo2000 0
My girlfriend and I have discussed it. And she would prefer to have a threesome. But it is only to be with one other woman.
gab_metal 3
YDI, but in a good way. Your bf might have been only semi-serious anyway.