By bronco_lover89 - United States - Essexville
Today, after months of using the empty driveway across the street from my house, a note was placed under my windshield wiper. It read, "Please stop parking in my driveway. P.S. You’re hot. Are you single?" FML
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  downtime  |  12

58, It doesn't take Sherlock Holmes to figure out that because she is parking in his driveway she knows quite easily how to reach him. Unless your comment was supposed to be sarcastic, in which case it just wasn't funny enough for me to be sure.

11, I know, how can anyone suggest a positive element of the story without reference to appearance being shallow! Of course, it's actually quite shallow to shun appearance entirely without consideration as you appear to be doing...but least you aren't attractive?

  downtime  |  12

Who cares? It's his property and she shouldn't have been there in the first place. Perhaps he just got sick of it because he assumed it was temporary and it appeared she wasn't moving on.

Is there any scenario in which this isn't a YDI situation? Stop parking in other peoples driveways and you won't have a problem, jackass.

  ImaginaryFoe  |  0

#78, I do think OP deserves it but I offer a possible justification.

Maybe by "empty driveway" OP meant she thought the house was empty. If she lives with parents or housemates who use up all of her home's parking, it might've been seen as a harmless chance to not park on the street for a while.


I think the proper term in this context might be "stalker." I'd leave a reply saying "I'm happily married to my 40 cal. Would you like to have a threesome?"