Today, after months of using the empty driveway across the street from my house, a note was placed under my windshield wiper. It read, "Please stop parking in my driveway. P.S. You’re hot. Are you single?" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML
Today, I went to my car to discover a note on the windshield from the city telling me that they had hit my car. On top of that note was a parking ticket, also from the city. FML
Today, in my tidy, small-town neighborhood, I parked my car 50 metres further back from my usual spot just across from our house on a half-empty public street, because it was taken. Apparently, someone didn't appreciate this. So much so, they put a used condom under my windshield wiper. FML
Today, for about the fifth time, my neighbors parked blocking my driveway. After parking across the street I stuck a note on their windshield reading “Nice park job asshole“, only to find out that their nephew just passed away and everyone was gathering to go to the viewing. FML
Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML
Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML
Today, I had a very sweet and romantic love note brutally scratched into the door of my brand new car. It was addressed to Cindy. Cindy lives next door. FML
Today, someone left a note on my car, saying "You're gorgeous. Call me. #######." I called the number and they said they saw me in the store I was in, telling me "You were the ONLY attractive person in there." We decided to meet up. He walks over, I say hi, he says "I think I put my number on the wrong car." FML
Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML
Today, after work, I peeled a parking ticket off my windshield. It was so hot that the ink from the ticket made a stamp on my windshield. Now I have a permanent reminder staring me in the face wherever I drive. FML
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AkshaySauce 5
At least you're hot
gingerrrr88 11
Take it as a compliment?
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Comments (105)
Ugi 27
OP - considering that the most likely outcome of this was that you would find your car impounded in a police lot for parking on another householder's driveway I can't help thinking that you got off lightly there. The guy sounds fun - hope you are single and give him a chance. It would make a great story!
loccsta83 5
Don't stop just give him a bj.
GoldenGrizzly 7
Just because it is empty does not mean you get to use it. You should have asked the land owner if you could use the spot. You brought this on yourself.
the_true_batman 10
You got months of free parking and complimented on your looks, and this is an FML? How the hell do you feel so entitled that you think it's okay to park on someone's property for months without even asking them?
groupleader 7
Sounds like it's his turn.
GDIalex 11
Am I the only one who doesn't see FML in this? Oh, well, okay, you can't park in his driveway anymore. Is it worth complaining?
pbonham 22
Lucky you!! Let's hope he's hot!! XD hehe
shawnaishere 14
Why are you complaining he didn't reck your car but rather said it nicely and even gave you a compliment .
BecomeMine 0
Haha hope it's not the old lady that lives across the road :/
drakej 0
Get it and have some fun if your single