Today, after months of hardcore flirting with this incredibly attractive guy, he invited me to hang out. At which point he introduced me to his boyfriend. FML
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somepartsareme 0
Oh no, he must have been the only attractive guy in the world, now who will you have sex solely based on looks now?
alexandraa_fml 0
Hardcore flirting? "omg you look totally ******* awesome in the new shirt! *headbang*" "**** yeah, I know!"
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Comments (129)
delfino1604 24
lol you mistook flirting for the friend zone
afulks78 11
Dude, 3 sum ! Woot !
Vocal1 0
hey, maybe hes a future best friend!(:
Ashenwolf 1
I'm guessing that introducing you to the boyfriend was his way of hitting you with a clue-by-four. Ydi. Next time try not to be so dense.
CessOMG 3
The hot ones have to be gay..
lolz0701 4
Umm hardcore flirting?
CBML 7
Its allways the pretty ones
Albarufus 13
Mohaha! XD
julygirl18 8
Don't worry gay guys are more attractive cuz' they take more time to get ready
AmyLeeEvFan 0
Gay Pride!!! Or in my case LESBIAN PRIDE!!!