By bucollegegirl - 08/10/2012 14:07 - United States

Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he said that I should go to the bathroom so we don't end up pregnant. When I asked why, he said that I need to "pee out the semen." I explained to him 5 times that I don't pee out of my vagina. He still doesn't get it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 775
You deserved it 6 568

Same thing different taste

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NotYourOrdinary7 6

If he doesn't want you to become pregnant, some sort of contraception should have been used.

I am sorry that you have such a dumb boyfriend D: Try explaining it to him with pictures maybe? Let him see for himself that there are two openings?


I am sorry that you have such a dumb boyfriend D: Try explaining it to him with pictures maybe? Let him see for himself that there are two openings?

challan 19

35-Amusing statement, but i have to believe he knows women don't pee out of their butts. For the sake of all men, i just have to believe.

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

kristabelli 19

Actually though the boyfriend isn't completely wrong. A woman should pee after sex to get rid of the extra semen in her body to prevent yeast and bladder infections, among other reasons. (My Dr. told me this FYI.) It doesn't matter which hole, they both empty when you pee.

amandajlucas2015 2

I agree with 65 I have also heard this statement before.. So maybe OP owes her bf an apology

shift_love 13

Maybe he should just not cum in her. Argument avoided.

Does not empty the ****** or peeing after sex would be a valid birth control method. It has to do with clearing the urethra, which given its proximity to the ****** can "capture" bacteria etc.

Seriously? "Pee out the semen"? How hard is it to learn to use a ******* condom?

selahsmithereens 1

Even if you're on birth control, you really should just use condoms anyway unless you're allergic to latex, or get the polyurethane ones. The added secure feeling is nice, as its almost impossible to get pregnant. Also, you don't have to deal with semen dripping out of you!

167: Pill < Condoms. At 21 years old, if you still need this explained to you, please castrate yourself for humanity's sake.

Condoms are 95% effective and can break The pill is 98.8% effective

^ The pill doesn't protect against STDs. And if you use them together, then OP would be better off.

Whether the pill or the condom is more effective depends on many factors, including how they're used. For example, are you taking the pills at the correct times? Are you wearing the condom properly? Sometimes when having sex a few times in the same night I realize I / her touched the condom with hands that had potentially had semen on them from earlier. And like the third time in my life that I had sex I was putting the condom on in the dark, and I couldn't see which side was the right way and tried to put it on the wrong way at first. I flipped it over and the next day realized I had pressed the outside of the condom of the head of my dick (and I had just finished having sex for the second time in my life just a half hour before that). I find it hard to believe that condoms are only 95% effective when used properly. I guess it depends on how you define effective. 95% effective to me sounds like they result in 0.05% as many pregnancies as no birth control. But if "effective" means preventing even a single sperm cell from getting through, then 95% makes sense.

Advantages of condoms: - Applied correctly, they can be as high as 99% effective at preventing pregnancy. - They are the only effective protection (other than abstinence) against STDs and STIs. - They let men take personal responsibility for their own sexual health and parental status. - Unlike the pill, condoms are dirt cheap and often available for free. - Unlike the pill, condoms mostly don't contaminate the Earth's fresh water supply with synthetic estrogens. (This is way more serious than it sounds.) - Condoms come in a variety of colours and textures. Condom > pill.

Some people are on the pill for other reasons too though. Some types of birth control help regulate hormones and prevent really bad pain during your period. I guess you could use both in that case.

How did this suddenly turn into a sex-ed unit?

221: For sure, the pill is a great thing! But it's not a replacement for condoms. I also think we need to invent better pills.

i got my girlfriend pregnent with a condom on its alot more likley to happen than it seems

This is news to me. I don't spend my time thinking about how girls pee. I just want to see them pee...O.o In the shower?

thetechdude22 0

You mean 3 openings. A human female anatomy has 3 openings.

Lol, if you're counting the anus (which has nothing to do with this), you may as well count her mouth as well. Four holes...

#297 - Nostrils, Ears, and depending on how you look at it, eyes too. 10 holes.

arioch_fml 20

May as well include the bellybutton as well if you're including eyes, ears and nose. Making it 11, potentially.

NotYourOrdinary7 6

If he doesn't want you to become pregnant, some sort of contraception should have been used.

OP sounds clever enough to use the pill, so I do not think that is her main problem. Otherwise she would have written in her FML " Might be that I am now pregnant from that dumbass" or something like that ^^

Whether she is smart enough to be trying to prevent it, it doesn't change the fact that the guy is going, "Let's have sex, I'm not going to use a condom, you better not get pregnant."

thejewishfuhrer 17

Personally I wish the boyfriend's parents would've used some sort of contraception. Unless of course the bf educates himself, in which case I completely take back my earlier remark. Knowledge restores my ever dwindling faith in humanity.

actually 67 a lot of girls will go to the toilet after sex! if a girl stands up whilst semen is inside her it will start coming out, best do it over a toilet instead of the floor!

Ultimawolf25 19

It's good for you to pee after sex anyway, it can prevent UTIs :)

Gravity feed? I'm sorry haha that was just wrong!

True, a lot will leak out. But not all of the 250+ million sperm will come out. They swim up to the egg. So for the love of god, please don't think you can jump up an down after sex and you won't get pregnant

CallMeMcFeelii 13

116 - I think it would be absolutely hilarious if the girls would start jumping up and down after sex to get the cum out. Although I wrap my little friend so it would be kind of pointless for them. All in all it would be one hell of a sight to watch haha.

devandanae 11

You can get pregnant on the pill.

ulis_fml 6

Condoms are 95% effective The pill is 99% effective

152 - My profile picture is better than yours.

randomthing 22

... I never thought anyone could be that stupid..

outstandtacular 11

Welcome to the internet. You must be new here.

randomthing 22

Yeah, I mean... A guy who doesn't understand how a ****** works? That's inconceivable... I am completely shocked.

RedPillSucks 31

Even more stupid is that he didn't think to use a condom, or ask her if she was on the pill BEFORE having sex. Thinking about birth control after having sex is the same as using prayer as a contraception. Unless you're Catholic, it's pretty damn stupid.

76- even if you're catholic. It's still stupid.

Even if you're Catholic, it's pretty damn stupid.

iTsbSkuLLy 8

I'll be the first to admit that out of the two years i've been with my girlfriend this is the first time I'm ever hearing of this. Sooo yea.

Psych101 9

76- While the Catholic Church doesn't condone the use of any form of birth control, your point is irrelevant because it also says that sex should be intended for procreation only. So they wouldn't be having sex in the first place.

3, welcome to FML! Be prepared to read a lot of stupid things that people have done. At the end of the day, you'll feel so much smarter :-). Side note, I hope the Original Poster does not intentionally get pregnant to prove her boyfriend wrong.

Hey there's these new revolutionary things that slip over a guys' penis to help prevent these things. They're called condoms you should give them a try!

^ Well, they aren't all that revolutionary. :) Man has found out many centuries ago that using sheep intestine to capture his semen worked rather well to prevent unwanted pregnancy. Of course, the English also perfected this practice around 1850 by taking the intestine out of the sheep first. ;) The more you know, eh? ;D *Tease!*

Especially since the pill isn't 100%. My friend's sister was on it and still got pregnant.

The pill is scary... Very easy to mess up. I'm a fan of the ring.

RedPillSucks 31

One ring to rule them all and, in the darkness, bind them.

RedPillSucks 31

@40. OPs boyfriend sounds like he needs to go back to using the live sheep.

AZCardsfan254 3

My mom was on it and she got pregnant with me lol

40: Reminds me of a conversation in one of my English lit lectures! Professor: "Condoms in the olden days were made from pig skin." Student: "Did they come in flavors?" Professor: "Yeah, smoked or salted."

Classlfied 4

Lets be honest tho, condoms just take away from the pleasure.

103: They're also very effective at preventing pregnancy and STDs, so wear 'em.

103: Also, something about not wanting you to pollute the gene-pool.

Aug1508 9

I guess he skipped out on health class!

SayPeanuts 29

#39 If he's old enough to have sex, he should be old enough to know how the female reproductive system works.

If your balls have dropped by the laws of nature you're old enough to have sex.

BlockOfRedStone 25

In my state they only teach about the names of random bones in the body in health class, but still this is something you should've at least learned from researching online

You need to take control or you are going to end up pregnant and/or infected. Starting with a morning-after pill if it's not too late. Just because he didn't pay attention in class (who the hell doesn't pay attention in those classes?) doesn't stop you getting in the family way.

jackii1313 9

Guess what? Not everyone is smart. There's IQ's of 50 and 150. So OP is dating an idiot. He must be good in bed.

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melikeyturtles 3

The correct term is "YDI". Theres a button for that.

I believe he meant FYL, but I could be wrong.

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Guys. He means your life sucks. Another way to say FYL not YDI

I guess there is more than one idiot here.

PhishloverA 14

Actually the FYL button fits more with YLS. Just because there's a button doesn't mean someone can't say it differently

Creampie **** can confuse a misguided soul.

I read this with the pause after can. Like a can full of creampie ****. :P

I read that as 'cream pie corn'. The horror.

xrawritsashleyx 11

Kind of curious as to why condoms weren't used/ you're not on birth control? If he doesn't want you pregnant then he shouldn't be careless.

Who said she isn't on birth control?

xrawritsashleyx 11

Well no one but I feel like he wouldn't be as nervous if she was.either way condoms should have been used if he doesn't want her pregnant