Today, I went to give my boyfriend head, and his dick tasted like condoms. I'm 5 months pregnant, we obviously don't use condoms. He got scared when I stopped and told him, then he got mad at me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he triumphantly flung the condom to the ceiling, only to have it come down and smack me in the face. FML
Today, I had the best sex of our relationship with my boyfriend. Afterwards, he took off his condom, looked me sweetly in the eyes for a few moments, then decided to slap me in the face with it. FML
Today, I tried for the first time putting a condom on my boyfriend using my mouth. I freaked out, swallowed, and started choking on the condom. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, my fiancé told me that the thought of having sex with a pregnant woman repulsed him. I'm pregnant. He's glad he got that off his chest FML
Today, when my boyfriend came home, I was crying and told him I was pregnant. His immediate response was, "Awesome! Pregnant girls are always horny and we won't need protection for the next few months!" FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was cheating on me when I went to give him a blowjob after he got home and his knob tasted different. It was the other woman’s fanny juice still on him because he hadn’t had a shower yet. So f…ing angry and grossed out right now. FML
Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend that I couldn't believe this happened, he said, "I'm not going to lie, I didn't always pull out fast." FML
Today, after having sex with my girlfriend, I jokingly held the condom above my mouth. Somehow, the condom busted, and everything went over my face. Worse still, we're now wondering just how safe this condom really was. FML
Today, after going down on my boyfriend, we were cuddling and I went to kiss him. Just before I could reach his lips, he ran his finger over my mouth and whispered, "S-s-s-semen." FML
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Yolanda Patrice Evans 17
Girl, they always resort to anger when confronted with the things they’re hiding 😩 My ex got mad because I “invaded his privacy” but he was acting funny and shit wasn’t adding up. 🥴 Do what’s best for you and your family ❤️ Whether you leave him or not do what’s best for your future but keep in mind that you can do bad all by yourself✨🙏🏾
tounces7 28
The moment he got mad at you, you had your answer as to what's going on. So now you just need to decide what your next course of action is and whether you can continue a relationship with someone who is cheating on you. I don't recommend it. It never, ever gets better, it'll only get worse.
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Yolanda Patrice Evans 17
Girl, they always resort to anger when confronted with the things they’re hiding 😩 My ex got mad because I “invaded his privacy” but he was acting funny and shit wasn’t adding up. 🥴 Do what’s best for you and your family ❤️ Whether you leave him or not do what’s best for your future but keep in mind that you can do bad all by yourself✨🙏🏾
RichardPencil 32
I've heard that condom-flavored lube is by far the worst flavor they ever tried. I'm guessing he got it with a huge discount and got mad because you outed him as a cheapskate.
tounces7 28
The moment he got mad at you, you had your answer as to what's going on. So now you just need to decide what your next course of action is and whether you can continue a relationship with someone who is cheating on you. I don't recommend it. It never, ever gets better, it'll only get worse.
JackWood 21
He didn't even wash it before you went down. He's disgusting.
Lora Wood 11
Child that latex gets into your dick!
Brightside86 31
Maybe he was just having a wank with a condom on.
bl3ur0z3 17
Wow, a cheater and emotionally manipulative blaming you for catching him in his deceit. You got a winner there.
faithhh 6
I hate that this is what a lot of the world had come to
Kyle DE Hildebrand 3
He’s a cheating !!
Danielle Roberts 9
Trust your gut. There’s a reason why your stomach told you he was cheating.
Maile-Lokelani Rivera 2
little bit confused because how would you know what condoms taste like if you guys haven't used any? but also yeah, as soon as he got mad he gave himself away so **** that guy