First of all… why?

By Brown Sandman - 25/12/2021 16:59

Today, I learned that there is no way to talk your way out of getting caught drunkenly wiping your ass on your best friend’s sister’s pillow, even if you yell, “SURPRISE!” FML
I agree, your life sucks 170
You deserved it 1 837

Same thing different taste


Of course there is. Just say: "Looks like a ... shitty situation." That line is such comedy gold, everyone will crack up laughing and forget about the ruined pillow.