Today, after having an amazing intimate encounter with my boyfriend of two years, I put on an old pair of boxers I still have from when I was heavier. He thinks I'm cheating on him and doesn't believe I used to be fat. Now he won't talk to me. FML
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Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was no longer sexually attracted to me. He then followed that with, "But don't worry, it's not because you're fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he's convinced wearing boxer briefs instead of panties makes me a lesbian. FML
Today, my boyfriend suggested I try on some old clothes, after weeks of eating better and exercising. The good news: they fit again, and are even a little bit loose. The bad news: somehow, I look fatter now than I did before I started trying to lose weight. FML
Today, I was getting ready to make love to my boyfriend for the first time. I wear shapewear shorts to keep my FUPA and thighs under control, so when I removed those, he recoiled and said, “Fuck that shit, what happened to your body?” He promptly dumped me for “catfishing” him and told me to leave his house. FML
Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4, down from an 18, after months of dieting and exercising after he told me he would like me to be a size 6. He broke up with me for "not listening to what he wanted" and "being an overachiever". FML
Today, I was trying to be sexy and change in front of my boyfriend. As I was changing, he started to talk to me about how we should both try and lose weight. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 5 years dumped me, after he intentionally made me fat so that I wouldn't leave him. FML
Today, my chunky boyfriend told me that he'd be less attracted to me if I gained weight. I have low self-esteem. FML
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SweetestSin 4
don't you have pictures to show as proof?
caticaticati 3
I am a chick and I have boxers. So does my mom. So do some of my female friends. They're comfy to sleep in in the summer.
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Comments (71)
ami1043 0
guys girls wear boxers too. Even if you aren't fat. They are way comfier than panties.
da_page09 0
I think panties are more comfy, but I do like boxers are good too.
ilr22 0
I'm a guy I wear boxers too :P
qwerty581 0
some people are so dumb and sexist. you guys say "oh it says boxers so it has to be two gay guys" what the ******* hell is wrong with you? what are you guys 7? girls wear boxers dumbasses. if you didn't know that either you are gay or you never had a girlfriend.
hanhanjr 0
or maybe it was 2guys how the **** do u know?
AbusedTampon 6
Maybe because you can tell the gender in the corner of the post. You're a 'jenius'
michael666 7
yeah im seven bro, and your an idiot.
HyperExecuter 0
ydi for being a fag
Aura_09 0
Haha that sucks he's really over reacting
aquanis14 0
d bagg alert chicka
Soulathyia 0
Seriously though...I would never wear boxers I mean it's hot on guys but on a girl it's ugly.
jpest17 5
what if I said I wad a guy and I wear panties? becausevthey are comfy in the winter time. just the oposite of what that other girl said.
jpest17 5
I agree with #8 why would a guy be pissed about a his gay partner wearing guy underwear???
michelleyily 0
my friend just gave me boxers for christmas. ima girl. they're reeeally comfy:)