Today, after having an amazing intimate encounter with my boyfriend of two years, I put on an old pair of boxers I still have from when I was heavier. He thinks I'm cheating on him and doesn't believe I used to be fat. Now he won't talk to me. FML
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Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was no longer sexually attracted to me. He then followed that with, "But don't worry, it's not because you're fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he's convinced wearing boxer briefs instead of panties makes me a lesbian. FML
Today, my boyfriend suggested I try on some old clothes, after weeks of eating better and exercising. The good news: they fit again, and are even a little bit loose. The bad news: somehow, I look fatter now than I did before I started trying to lose weight. FML
Today, I was getting ready to make love to my boyfriend for the first time. I wear shapewear shorts to keep my FUPA and thighs under control, so when I removed those, he recoiled and said, “Fuck that shit, what happened to your body?” He promptly dumped me for “catfishing” him and told me to leave his house. FML
Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4, down from an 18, after months of dieting and exercising after he told me he would like me to be a size 6. He broke up with me for "not listening to what he wanted" and "being an overachiever". FML
Today, I was trying to be sexy and change in front of my boyfriend. As I was changing, he started to talk to me about how we should both try and lose weight. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 5 years dumped me, after he intentionally made me fat so that I wouldn't leave him. FML
Today, my chunky boyfriend told me that he'd be less attracted to me if I gained weight. I have low self-esteem. FML
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SweetestSin 4
don't you have pictures to show as proof?
caticaticati 3
I am a chick and I have boxers. So does my mom. So do some of my female friends. They're comfy to sleep in in the summer.
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Comments (71)
Ruggyleet 0
I will talk to you!
morgantia2011 4
a guy would think his boyfriend was cheating I his boyfriend was a much smaller size than the boxers he's wearing.. btw, this is what you get for being gay. queerball.
Grimmerie 31
because being gay automatically means you can't trust anyone in a relationship? i'm gay and my girlfriend and i have been together for a year. i trust her absolutely, as she trusts me. our relationship is far more loving and fulfilling than many hetero relationships i know of. breeder.
tencentsakiss 19
Dump him. Guys that are jealous dicks like that after such a long relationship usually are just feeling guilty because they're the ones cheating. Congratulations on the weight loss :]
inkedchick 0
actually the post was made by a girl. at the top after the screen name is the gender indicator. every post lists it. and I know all about losing weight. kudos
tencentsakiss 19
Dump him. Guys that are jealous dicks like that after such a long relationship usually are just feeling guilty because they're the ones cheating. Congratulations on the weight loss :]
Finnish 0
explain to me what the " amazing intimate encounter" has to do with any of this? it's not like we needed to know but then again it does make for much more interesting Reading :-P
lunaticluna911 0
ok ppl. it doesn't matter if it is a guy or a girl either way girls can have boxers or being gay is totally fine!!
glambert1998 0
big sad:(
zebrapattern 6
11: you do understand that the b and the n are right next to each other, right? he probably didn't mean to write homophones. don't be a bitch until you think things through.
angel971_fml 9
why do people automatically jump to the conclusion that the couple are gay as pointed out why would a gay partner care and big deal the chick likes boxers so do I I mean come on they r comfy and who gives a **** some girls do suit boxers.