Today, after having an amazing intimate encounter with my boyfriend of two years, I put on an old pair of boxers I still have from when I was heavier. He thinks I'm cheating on him and doesn't believe I used to be fat. Now he won't talk to me. FML
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Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was no longer sexually attracted to me. He then followed that with, "But don't worry, it's not because you're fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he's convinced wearing boxer briefs instead of panties makes me a lesbian. FML
Today, my boyfriend suggested I try on some old clothes, after weeks of eating better and exercising. The good news: they fit again, and are even a little bit loose. The bad news: somehow, I look fatter now than I did before I started trying to lose weight. FML
Today, I was getting ready to make love to my boyfriend for the first time. I wear shapewear shorts to keep my FUPA and thighs under control, so when I removed those, he recoiled and said, “Fuck that shit, what happened to your body?” He promptly dumped me for “catfishing” him and told me to leave his house. FML
Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4, down from an 18, after months of dieting and exercising after he told me he would like me to be a size 6. He broke up with me for "not listening to what he wanted" and "being an overachiever". FML
Today, I was trying to be sexy and change in front of my boyfriend. As I was changing, he started to talk to me about how we should both try and lose weight. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 5 years dumped me, after he intentionally made me fat so that I wouldn't leave him. FML
Today, my chunky boyfriend told me that he'd be less attracted to me if I gained weight. I have low self-esteem. FML
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SweetestSin 4
don't you have pictures to show as proof?
caticaticati 3
I am a chick and I have boxers. So does my mom. So do some of my female friends. They're comfy to sleep in in the summer.
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Comments (71)
cheybearlovesyou 0
I don't use an iPod of iPhone to read FML's. Nor do I use my laptop. I use a different kind of phone and my phone shows the gender of the person who wrote it. It's a girl. And girls wear boxers-fyi. I wear boxers and I'm a girl.
jaytee1994 9
Well if you've been dating for two years and you just now put them on... It kinda does make you look guilty... I know how I would feel if my girlfriend did that to me..
mhud4911 0
some girls wear boxers to sleep in like shorts.
sugarbear0727 19
I wear boxers all the time, I'm a girl. Hell, I've got better boxers than my bf does. (:
cwl727 32
Show him pictures
PrincessCastiel 27
That's awful! But I love the Evanescence reference username :)
celinadepp 21
That's really immature of him, I hope he eventually listened to you.
niome_fml 9
hello pics
kimeatszombies 22
I'm wearing boxers right now. Woo.
fantasyworld 37
Don't you have pictures?