Work: Today, to my delight I discover that there is security camera...

By tadam - 10/11/2008 09:11 - France

Today, to my delight I discover that there is security camera in the storage room at my work. The same room where, two days ago I masturbated. FML

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By wtfisgoingon - 28/04/2013 10:30 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was in the middle of having a shower when I noticed a camera hidden in the corner of the room pointing directly towards the shower which I stood in butt-naked. I live by myself and have recently only moved in. FML

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Stars of CCTV

By Anonymous - 31/07/2023 06:00 - Australia

Today, I had a discussion with my boss. I work at a self storage, and told her that we need 8 more security cameras so that we can cover all the hallways. She decided to get 2 put into the office so she can spy on her employees instead. FML

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By Worst Way To Get Promoted - 25/09/2019 16:00

Today, I walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room of our restaurant. I pretended I didn't see him and quickly closed the door. About five minutes later, he came out, cupped my face in his hands and told me I was getting promoted. I'm happy, but scarred for life. FML

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Not funny anymore

By Anonymous - 29/11/2019 00:00 - United Kingdom

Today at work, the security threw out an old man in his 80s that had been caught masturbating while hiding in the ladies changing room. I thought it was funny until my manager told me to clean up that very same changing room with the old man spunk all over the wall and floor. FML

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By secret dancer - 16/08/2011 16:55 - Sweden

Today, I was bored and all alone while cleaning at work. This led me to start passionately doing a ballet dance in the empty corridor. I promptly stopped as I remembered the surveillance cameras. FML

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Caught in 4K

By Anonymous - 29/09/2011 17:44 - United States

Today, I was installing wireless surveillance cameras outside my workplace. Before mounting them, I pointed them around the building to make sure there was a good signal and picture. I got inside to the monitor just in time to see a kid steal one of the cameras. FML

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By Kellie - 31/12/2010 09:55 - United States

Today, I found a hidden camera in my room equipped with night vision and a microphone. My parents have been spying on me for at least the past year. FML

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By mortified - 30/10/2010 04:12 - Canada

Today, at work, I was caught picking my nose, on camera, in an elevator. The security guard stopped me on my way out of the building to tell me how funny it was. FML

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By HellaBomber91 - 20/11/2009 13:56 - United States

Today, I discovered that my boss listens to the things we say about him on the audio-enabled cameras at our work. I'm thus currently jobless. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2017 01:30

Today, I ordered a surveillance camera for my home. The package got stolen after being delivered. I think they're onto me. FML

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Jonny005 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 8:14

Ohhhh, so that was YOU on youtube???

IloveFML101 0

Friday 13 March 2009 3:23

Who masturbates in a storage room?

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Jonny005 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 8:14

Ohhhh, so that was YOU on youtube???

drewbell 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 7:40

baha!

TheTerenity 9

Monday 19 March 2012 2:20

So someone has figured out my comment...

tbeaun 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 9:01

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

NoahStaz 3

Wednesday 21 September 2011 5:33

You seem to know a lot about those. Past or present experience with them?

sutianneli 13

Thursday 1 November 2012 15:15

By the looks of it, future too

Cantexplain1234 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 7:34

Hey guys hold on a sec....(later) hey dude where were you, why are you all sweaty? (security-camera-watcher comes in.) ya'll dont wanna know

dorworters 9

Monday 25 February 2013 3:56

I like how you assume the security camera watcher is black lmao

IloveFML101 0

Friday 13 March 2009 3:23

Who masturbates in a storage room?

chuck_yams 0

Saturday 25 September 2010 9:14

cuz he works at a butter factory

xX_LilSammie_Xx 4

Tuesday 9 August 2011 0:45

*Raises her hand* Although, I keep it in the bathroom.

Boomi 38

Wednesday 14 September 2016 17:37

Exactly! Especially at work!

pinkfrenchrose 5

Saturday 14 March 2009 4:00

Must be pretty lonely to do that in a storage room... O_O

becauseican 0

Monday 16 March 2009 20:21

lmao wow. lonely indeed.

super_sooshi 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 13:13

Is your job THAT boring?

xMooMoox 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 22:58

Lol at #5, 6, and 8 Why would you do it in the storage room? Why not atleast the bathroom? Its illegal to put cameras there at least!

will90 5

Thursday 2 April 2009 3:23

Couldn't wait til you got home...?

hobo_lowbo 0

Sunday 13 June 2010 3:17

mmmm #10 is cute, how bout you and me hit the storage cupboard

davidcassoa 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 4:56

#2 WHAT???

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