FML : Today, to my delight I discover that there is security camera in the storage room at my work. The same room where, two days ago I masturbated. FML

Today, to my delight I discover that there is security camera in the storage room at my work. The same room where, two days ago I masturbated. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By tadam / Monday 10 November 2008 09:11 / France

Work

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By Jonny005 | 0

#5279 - Sunday 22 February 2009 8:14

Ohhhh, so that was YOU on youtube???

By IloveFML101 | 0

#29256 - Friday 13 March 2009 3:23

Who masturbates in a storage room?

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By Jonny005 | 0

#5279 - Sunday 22 February 2009 8:14

Ohhhh, so that was YOU on youtube???

drewbell | 0

#824103 - Thursday 4 February 2010 7:40

baha!

TheTerenity | 9

#4184252 - Monday 19 March 2012 2:20

So someone has figured out my comment...

By tbeaun | 0

#24045 - Tuesday 10 March 2009 9:01

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

NoahStaz | 3

#3320358 - Wednesday 21 September 2011 5:33

You seem to know a lot about those. Past or present experience with them?

sutianneli | 13

#5104482 - Thursday 1 November 2012 15:15

By the looks of it, future too

By Cantexplain1234 | 0

#26092 - Wednesday 11 March 2009 7:34

Hey guys hold on a sec....(later) hey dude where were you, why are you all sweaty? (security-camera-watcher comes in.) ya'll dont wanna know

dorworters | 9

#5381955 - Monday 25 February 2013 3:56

I like how you assume the security camera watcher is black lmao

By IloveFML101 | 0

#29256 - Friday 13 March 2009 3:23

Who masturbates in a storage room?

chuck_yams | 0

#1456004 - Saturday 25 September 2010 9:14

cuz he works at a butter factory

xX_LilSammie_Xx | 4

#3067036 - Tuesday 9 August 2011 0:45

*Raises her hand* Although, I keep it in the bathroom.

Boomi | 38

#6689536 - Wednesday 14 September 2016 17:37

Exactly! Especially at work!

By pinkfrenchrose | 5

#30815 - Saturday 14 March 2009 4:00

Must be pretty lonely to do that in a storage room... O_O

By becauseican | 0

#35067 - Monday 16 March 2009 20:21

lmao wow. lonely indeed.

By super_sooshi | 0

#40021 - Wednesday 18 March 2009 13:13

Is your job THAT boring?

By xMooMoox | 0

#73281 - Tuesday 31 March 2009 22:58

Lol at #5, 6, and 8
Why would you do it in the storage room? Why not atleast the bathroom? Its illegal to put cameras there at least!

By will90 | 5

#76166 - Thursday 2 April 2009 3:23

Couldn't wait til you got home...?

hobo_lowbo | 0

#1028947 - Sunday 13 June 2010 3:17

mmmm #10 is cute, how bout you and me hit the storage cupboard

By davidcassoa | 0

#123731 - Sunday 19 April 2009 4:56

#2
WHAT???

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