just be glad she said it's a cucumber and not a jalapeño.

Funny thing is, my wife actually prefers a cucumber... I try not to take it personally.

"No honey, it's a pickle. Tangy and zesty, ready to wow your taste buds."

Say it's a cactus. Watch out for the prick! :P

She doesn't carrot all as long as its not a cucumber!

#22 I'm not going to lie, I found that hilarious. Poor thing..

86 your pun is not punny at all

Perhaps she's just never had a nice fresh one.

of at least suck 'em!

A cucumber is a fruit, though.

Don't ruin the fun, #51

This made me snort in the middle of class. Lol!

That sounds like the next James Bond movie "The Deceiving Banana", starring Daniel Craig, and Carrot Top as The Banana, for some reason...

13 your description sounds more like James Bondage than an actual Bond film.

"Rated R for Retarded" belongs here as well lol

at* least* try*

ass*

Come on, 12. English isn't their native language, don't be a bitch.

18 - because everyone stalks the profiles of people with poor grammar before swinging the grammar Nazi hammer at them.

Well, they are there to be read after all. If someone wants to write a rude response, they could at least take a moment to glance at it.

"Rated R for Retarded"

I say remove the Nazi and just start saying, dropping the grammar hammer.