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By horsefuck - 07/08/2015 12:51 - Malaysia - Kuala Lumpur
Try carrot next time.
just be glad she said it's a cucumber and not a jalapeño.
Funny thing is, my wife actually prefers a cucumber... I try not to take it personally.
Say it's a cactus. Watch out for the prick! :P
#22 I'm not going to lie, I found that hilarious. Poor thing..
86 your pun is not punny at all
Perhaps she's just never had a nice fresh one.
of at least suck 'em!
A cucumber is a fruit, though.
Don't ruin the fun, #51
Hide it quickly so she wouldn't see it. Win win!
That sounds like the next James Bond movie "The Deceiving Banana", starring Daniel Craig, and Carrot Top as The Banana, for some reason...
13 your description sounds more like James Bondage than an actual Bond film.
"Rated R for Retarded" belongs here as well lol
Tell her she needs her Five a Day, and you'll see you'll both be cucumming in no time.
Well, atleast she didn't tried to bite it!
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Well, they are there to be read after all. If someone wants to write a rude response, they could at least take a moment to glance at it.
"Rated R for Retarded"
I say remove the Nazi and just start saying, dropping the grammar hammer.
Cucumbers are better when dipped
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Yeah, cucumbers suck!! They are only useful if you dunk them in a salty, acid solution or slice them finely to put over swollen eyelids. Is that what you want for your dick? You should always go with yellow condoms -- they drive the ladies . . . *lowers sunglasses* bananas.
she needs to eat her vegetables.