By dan - 25/6/2013 04:22 - United States - Phoenix
  Today, after going out to dinner with my girlfriend, we went back to my place and things started getting hot. I went in the bathroom and put on a green condom. She wouldn't have sex with me because it looked "like a cucumber" and "cucumbers are nasty." FML
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By  perdix  |  29

Yeah, cucumbers suck!! They are only useful if you dunk them in a salty, acid solution or slice them finely to put over swollen eyelids. Is that what you want for your dick?

You should always go with yellow condoms -- they drive the ladies . . .

*lowers sunglasses*

bananas.

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