By horsefuck - Malaysia - Kuala Lumpur
  Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend, when I noticed a large piece of broccoli wedged between her teeth. I have no idea how she didn't feel it, but I couldn't stop fixating on it and started going soft. I had to cry out, fake an orgasm, then toss the condom really quickly to spare her feelings. FML
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By  beaglegal  |  42

I know you would hate to rabe her of the moment, but you should probably tell her. It's better she knows that there's something in her teeth before she goes out.

  WhoopteDo  |  26

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  JayGatsby  |  25

Well the situation might be that OP's girlfriend might be very insecure about herself, so OP didn't want to point something out that would make her more insecure. It's a big assumption to make without a follow up, but just a thought.

  getindoe69  |  17

How is that immature, if he pointed out she had broccoli stuck in her teeth while inside her. she probably wouldn't have let him finish because she'd get that he was focusing on her teeth instead of the sex. so good job op

  inutaru  |  14

That is literally the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Have you never had a sex life where you can talk and joke during sex.....? Like a piece of broccoli isn't the worst thing to happen during sex and not something to fake gasm's not even that embarrassing if it's your significant other.....

By  lat187  |  18

And you didn't break up with her?!?? Hahah but seriously, telling her she has broccoli in her teeth doesn't spare her feelings. You guys could have had a good laugh from it.

  devinaww  |  15

maybe she's really self conscious, or maybe she would be upset that he got distracted during SEX? I'm sure OP had his reasons, he's the one who really knows her