Sex, Relatable, Awkward and LGBTQIA+: Some of these things aren't related

Some of these things aren't related

By Anonymous - 22/07/2022 18:00

Today, my husband is a pain. He thinks he might be bisexual, because we discovered he likes to have sex with a plug up his ass, and yet when I suggest a threesome or even if he experiments with a guy on his own, he gets this look like I want him to kiss a dead badger. I don’t know what he wants. FML

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Needs and desires

By Yeah, no. - 28/11/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, I found out my husband is a cuck. After explaining that I'm not exactly satisfied in the bedroom, we were thinking of ideas to spice things up. I suggested buying a few toys he could use on me. He immediately got mad, because he wanted me to find other men to screw instead. FML

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Crisis management

By Anonymous - 04/02/2022 10:00

Today, my boyfriend thinks he’s having a sexuality crisis because I convinced him to let me stick a finger up his rear-end and he orgasmed so hard that now he’s worried he might be gay without knowing it. I love him, but God he’s hard work sometimes. FML

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Be careful what you fantasize for

By Anonymous - 19/08/2024 07:00 - United States - Maryland Heights

Today, I finally convinced my husband of 8 years to partake in a threesome with a guy who works with me, and for whom I have developed feelings. Everything was going well until, in the heat of the moment, my husband started performing oral sex on my colleague. I can't face either of them now. FML

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Classic fantasy

By I was just curious - 17/06/2021 17:01 - United States

Today, I made the mistake of telling my boyfriend that I once fooled around innocently with another girl. He’s now trying to force me to "explore my bisexuality". Not because he thinks it’s a healthy expression, but he thinks it’s "hot" and wants to set up threesomes. FML

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Decisions, decisions

By Not how that works - 10/11/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, my husband and I were talking about possibly having a threesome. In his words, choosing a woman would be "a fun new experience for us to enjoy together." But choosing a man would be "forcing me to watch you cheat, and pretend that I'm okay with it." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2017 15:00

Today, my husband accused me of cheating on him and demanded to look through my phone. When he found nothing, he admitted to having his first gay experience this weekend and just wanting something to “even the field” before telling me. FML

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By AR Good - 26/03/2019 11:00 - United States - Hawthorne

Today, my husband is pissed off, withholding affection, and not speaking to me. Why? I don't want to have sex with random men while he watches. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2010 08:00 - Australia

Today, after much thought and serious consideration, I nervously admitted to my boyfriend that I'm bisexual. The first thing that he said in response was: "Want a threesome?" FML

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Not sure that's how it works

By Julisna - 16/09/2021 20:00

Today, after getting sick of my boyfriend pestering me for a threesome, I invited a male friend over. My boyfriend strongly declined, because, "Hell no, I ain’t gay." So this man expects me to be a lesbian, but him being gay is a problem. FML

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Preparation

By Anonymous - 18/08/2022 12:00

Today, I agreed to anal with my boyfriend, but when I told him anal takes prep, like stretching and lubing, and you can’t just jam a knob up there like in a porno, he lost all interest, asked for a blowjob, and when I said no, he started sulking. I struggle to remember why I’m with him. FML

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DanielleinDC 33

Friday 22 July 2022 19:50

Liking butt play does not make a man gay or even bi. The fact that he was repulsed is further evidence that he's strictly straight. Maybe ask him what he does want instead of making suggestions.

Ghostrui 30

Friday 22 July 2022 19:57

Others have already addressed the main issue, I'll address your problem. Being bisexual doesn't mean they'd be interested in threesomes or would be okay with hooking up with others while in a monogamous relationship.

Comments

Charlie Given 26

Friday 22 July 2022 18:06

just tell your husband that about 80% of the human population enjoys butt play weather they will admit it or not lol plus the anus has just as many nerves as the genitals.

Crowned Sataness 12

Friday 22 July 2022 19:04

He will figure himself out, he just needs a little time

DanielleinDC 33

Friday 22 July 2022 19:50

Liking butt play does not make a man gay or even bi. The fact that he was repulsed is further evidence that he's strictly straight. Maybe ask him what he does want instead of making suggestions.

Ghostrui 30

Friday 22 July 2022 19:57

JackWood 20

Friday 22 July 2022 20:50

Maybe a plug is as far as he wants to go?

RichardPencil 30

Friday 22 July 2022 23:17

Sounds like he wants a dead badger.

vg 4

Saturday 23 July 2022 13:33

Maybe stop suggesting to bring other people into the relationship? It's not like all bi people exclusivly wants threesomes. He seems happy with just you and a buttplug, why do more?