By Anonymous - United States - Houston
Today, I used a public restroom. I saw my sister's shoes walk into the stall next to me, so I gave her a little nudge with my foot. We then nudged each other until I walked out and saw a homeless man with the same shoes as my sister. He then tried to hold my hand. FML
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  fymother  |  13

89, neither of those terms are correct or polite (welcome to the 21st century, buddy). A transsexual woman would use the women's restroom. A cross dresser does it for a fetish and doesn't identify as female. A tranny is your limited language skills trying to understand something you've never had to experience.

A homeless guy used the wrong bathroom. He could be illiterate. He could just not care.

  ygdrassil  |  17

Especially if your only identification is by their shoes: multiple people often own the same shoes. And if it was a man, couldn't his hairy legs have tipped you off?

  perdix  |  29

#2, a'ight, a'ight. Maybe I ought to quit. So, genius, what would you have me do in there to kill time when taking a mega-dump? I'm all ears, Einstein!

  Ameel_fml  |  19

Even if it was OP's sister, wouldn't that be a little weird?
If I was trying to do a pee or poop, I wouldn't want my sister to start playing footsies with me from the next stall. :/

  MDTeddy  |  13

Anything in a bathroom would probably be weird. What I just want to know is why we don't press ydi when it is in fact ydi. It is completely obvious. Who the hell didn't press it? Tell me you dumb fucking bitches. If you aren't intelligent then get off the internet.

  Ray9889  |  8

Well #18, perhaps you should concentrate more on what's going on inside your stall, instead of checking out the other persons shoes? You could always whip out your phone, mister, and go on FML to make "mega-dumps" more enjoyable.

By  perdix  |  29

Your sister wears hobo shoes? She's going to need to dress it up a little.

Or did the bum kill your sister and steal her shoes, just so he could get close to you in the toilet? That would be so romantic, uber-creepy, but romantic, nevertheless!