Work on your skills

By banana - 26/02/2009 03:01 - United States

Spicy
Today, I decided to practice putting a condom on with my mouth. Then my roommate walked in on me using my mouth to roll a condom onto a banana. FML
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Firewall_fml 0

Personally I read this and think "... So?" Shit at least your cool enough to practice first, rather than jump right into it and end up turning some poor fellas dongle into a teeth grated tragedy

65 4
kingdomhearts3 0

I'm pretty sure most girls haven't, and I'm pretty sure you're slowly climbing to the top of FML's "Sluttiest ****'s" list..keep going! Reach for the stars!!

50 12

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Fleur_fml 0

Bahaha, it's not like most of us girls haven't done it before. ;)

43 8
Shadow14l 0

I have yet to see one man with a banana shaped dick...

39 1
ZTB13 4

Just remember, practice makes perfect...

7 2
kingdomhearts3 0

I feel the need to inform you that there are lots of banana's that curve a little at the stem (or whatever it's called where you start to peel a banana), and are straight as a dick the rest of the way up....now you know...now you know...

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kingdomhearts3 0

I'm pretty sure most girls haven't, and I'm pretty sure you're slowly climbing to the top of FML's "Sluttiest ****'s" list..keep going! Reach for the stars!!

50 12
that_band_nerd 22

Well the stars aren't the only giant balls she'll have to reach for.....

10 1
Sansa_fml 38

Well I haven't. And I'm a girl. And I think most girls haven't. But maybe it's just me missing out on the fun of doing that.

2 0
itsfuntobesexy 0

Did you succeed? Hehe.

15 1
mrcarmine 0

yeah, #2, #3 is right but there's so nothing wrong with this, unless your roommate is a mormon missionary or some other kind of ultra-conservative... or you're a guy and your roommate is a homophobe.

19 4
Firewall_fml 0

Personally I read this and think "... So?" Shit at least your cool enough to practice first, rather than jump right into it and end up turning some poor fellas dongle into a teeth grated tragedy

65 4
holynemesis1208 3

head was created without a condom in mind keep it that.

2 14
tttrtle 0

Ur like 8 years old

0 0
lhazz11 23

Trying are you to Yoda like speak?

17 2
vaykay_fml 0

i hope you realize condoms aren't tooth-proof. maybe you can also practice patching it up by ripping duct-tape with your teeth or practice taking the morning-after pill through your nose

28 3
chloe2114 4

so true, my friend rolled the condom on with her mouth and got pregnant cos she accidentally split it with her teeth. She named it after me, heehee, :) xoxo

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Bauer_fml 0

#12 is right. If your can't handle man mayo getting in your mouth then become a lesbian. Then, in FML fashion, post pictures. If your a guy then go straight, then post pictures of your girl naked

3 27
_BruhhGetALife_ 19

Uh.. So because a girl doesn't want to swallow, or taste, a man's semen she should go lesbian? Where's the logic in that..?

3 0
mleeb 0

that must have been one hell of a comedic scene. write a screenplay.

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