Today, after being married for 20 years, I found out that my wife has accounts on multiple dating sites, "just in case." FML
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Today, I found out my fiancé is in the market for a new girlfriend. How? He used my credit card to sign up for 3 dating sites. FML
Today, my wife says she's not hiding money from me but I checked our joint bank account, which I no longer use, and find she's been transferring money in-and-out of 3 accounts, while taking money from me and getting payday loans to cover it. FML
Today, I decided to check out a dating site, when I stumbled across my ex wife's profile. She'd had it for four out of the five years of our marriage. And no, it didn't rate us as a good match. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
Today, I was looking at dating profiles with my single friend, trying to find a guy for her, and we found my husband's profile. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I found out my wife of 19 years has been cheating on me. She told me that all the "cheating music" that she's been playing the last year and a half should've been a good enough hint. FML
Today, I found out that my wife had been debating leaving me for an old boyfriend from high school. They rekindled their relationship on Facebook, and talking on the cell phone. Both things I insisted she have. FML
Today, a friend showed me my husband's online dating profile, which includes photos of him with our kids. FML
Today, I found out my husband has a fake Facebook account that he uses to add guys and live a double life as some kind of "gamer chick". This would be disturbing enough, even if he hadn't used pictures of me to give a face to his alter ego. FML
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Top comments
cooney7 3
You should buy some naughty magazines... you know, "just in case".
ZY1431 24
just I case of what exactly? after 20 years one should know if their spouse is a lifer or not.
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Comments (104)
JoBHarvelle 7
You should make some and tell her "Y'know...just in case" and see how she takes it.
PrincessCastiel 27
Supernatural fan? :)
shaytards_fml 9
talk to her
ThomasBombadil 31
Here's what you do: Get pissed. (Yep easy part) Act out. Wait. Open your own accounts on said sites unbeknownst to her. Contact her and see what happens. Just in case.
jordynsage 17
Not only that, contact her and other girls. "Just incase."
SweetasCandy0609 28
#37 I'm not sure if you read it to fast but obviously you didn't read his comment right because he already said to contact " her", her being OP'S wife in case you didn't understand or maybe it just simply went over your head.
dutch_princess 5
#57 no I think youre the one who doesnt understand. He said not only contact the wife but other woman 'just in case'.
TattooInvasion 14
I feel like nobody can read today. How many debates on what the FML clearly stated has there been today? :$
sweet23_fml 11
I just want to know how you found out? Did you see her on said site or did you look through the browser history?
MSCCG 16
Not to burst your bubble, but the internet and especially dating sites have only been around for maybe a decade. She's probably cheating on you bro.
saocrates 16
Might now be for long, that sucks OP. Someone's got some explaining to do and some trust to rebuild.
perdix 29
Well, now you know you've got pressure to perform. When spouses take each other for granted is when things turn to shit. Be a good husband, man, happy wife, happy life!
Flashman9000 9
no kids, no wife, no trouble in life.
LowExpectations 30
Ah #59, alone masturbating in the dark and crying afterwards is not troubling to you?
marcranger 28
Seeing as how I can get my own rocks off just fine, 85, the only time I've been left crying in the dark was when there was a man involved. I think 59's on to something!
LowExpectations 30
To each is own I suppose. I remember the peace and quiet of being single along with being care free. But being with my girlfriend for as long as I have I can never imagine life without her. The real question you have to ask yourself is do you want solitude or do you want companionship?
perdix 29
#88, why is it so hard to say you want some of both?
brokenperfectnes 15
Trust is important. It seems like she doesn't have that..
Enslaved 36
I've heard of couples going through a seven year itch. Beware-- she might be on her third time run of it!
beaglegal 42
You should keep your eye out for more options.... just in case.