Today, after being married for 20 years, I found out that my wife has accounts on multiple dating sites, "just in case." FML
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Today, I found out my fiancé is in the market for a new girlfriend. How? He used my credit card to sign up for 3 dating sites. FML
Today, my wife says she's not hiding money from me but I checked our joint bank account, which I no longer use, and find she's been transferring money in-and-out of 3 accounts, while taking money from me and getting payday loans to cover it. FML
Today, I decided to check out a dating site, when I stumbled across my ex wife's profile. She'd had it for four out of the five years of our marriage. And no, it didn't rate us as a good match. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
Today, I was looking at dating profiles with my single friend, trying to find a guy for her, and we found my husband's profile. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I found out my wife of 19 years has been cheating on me. She told me that all the "cheating music" that she's been playing the last year and a half should've been a good enough hint. FML
Today, I found out that my wife had been debating leaving me for an old boyfriend from high school. They rekindled their relationship on Facebook, and talking on the cell phone. Both things I insisted she have. FML
Today, a friend showed me my husband's online dating profile, which includes photos of him with our kids. FML
Today, I found out my husband has a fake Facebook account that he uses to add guys and live a double life as some kind of "gamer chick". This would be disturbing enough, even if he hadn't used pictures of me to give a face to his alter ego. FML
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Top comments
cooney7 3
You should buy some naughty magazines... you know, "just in case".
ZY1431 24
just I case of what exactly? after 20 years one should know if their spouse is a lifer or not.
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Comments (104)
docphilsman 15
Get some divorce papers you know just in case
Xotoolyxo 16
Get a side chick and if she finds out, tell her "just in case"
pseudolisa 2
Her excuse rings false since it takes like five minutes to set up a basic profile on a dating site. If the worst would happen it's not like it'd take weeks for her to get into online dating if she wanted to.
crazydave1998 6
and just how did you find this out??
martin8337 36
Is one of them Ashley Madison?
ob81 8
This is crappy but I agree with talking to your wife op.
havahnegila 22
You guys have lasted 20 years. I know whatever is bothering her is something you guys can work out. I know she said "just in case" but women don't work like that. They look if something is bothering them or if they're upset. But that's just the thing.... She could very well JUST be looking. However I also think you should take control of the situation by reminding her how she loves you. Be romantic with her. Take her to dinner. Act like you are dating her again and tell her all the reasons that you love her. And ask her if there's anything that's bothering her--and listen. I really hope it works out for you guys. 20 years is a long time to go to waste.
brandoneyez1 25
Me thinks what she meant was, justin case! Sorry bro
Redgrass7 7
What really is there to 'talk about'? If you guys are TOGETHER she shouldn't be on a dating site period. 20 years damn, sorry man.
culito_fml 10
Not a solid marriage eh