Today, after being married for 20 years, I found out that my wife has accounts on multiple dating sites, "just in case." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my fiancé is in the market for a new girlfriend. How? He used my credit card to sign up for 3 dating sites. FML
Today, my wife says she's not hiding money from me but I checked our joint bank account, which I no longer use, and find she's been transferring money in-and-out of 3 accounts, while taking money from me and getting payday loans to cover it. FML
Today, I decided to check out a dating site, when I stumbled across my ex wife's profile. She'd had it for four out of the five years of our marriage. And no, it didn't rate us as a good match. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
Today, I was looking at dating profiles with my single friend, trying to find a guy for her, and we found my husband's profile. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I found out my wife of 19 years has been cheating on me. She told me that all the "cheating music" that she's been playing the last year and a half should've been a good enough hint. FML
Today, I found out that my wife had been debating leaving me for an old boyfriend from high school. They rekindled their relationship on Facebook, and talking on the cell phone. Both things I insisted she have. FML
Today, a friend showed me my husband's online dating profile, which includes photos of him with our kids. FML
Today, I found out my husband has a fake Facebook account that he uses to add guys and live a double life as some kind of "gamer chick". This would be disturbing enough, even if he hadn't used pictures of me to give a face to his alter ego. FML
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Top comments
cooney7 3
You should buy some naughty magazines... you know, "just in case".
ZY1431 24
just I case of what exactly? after 20 years one should know if their spouse is a lifer or not.
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Comments (104)
KingreX32 21
nothing wrong with being. prepared.
oneofthosegirls_fml 11
Paranoid much?
Fmlsea 28
how is he beong paranoid when hes already busted her on the dating sites ?
Mr_Bastinado 2
Nothing that a shovel, a .45, and a bottle of good bourbon can't solve
Curlytwirly22 17
You should get a girlfriend, you know "just in case" :)
ballinout2785 0
Sounds like my husband lol
Fmlsea 28
I know alot people said dont divorce her, because you guys have been together so long .but could you really stay with her knowing that she has been doing this behind your back ,and will most likely do it again .maybe a seperation is a good idea to give you two some time to see if you still want to be together, or if you two want to explore different options.
redangel2011 12
I would say ask her what she would think if you made a profile on multiple sites and talked to others just in case it didn't work out. Either she will say she doesn't care and you make them cause she is calling your bluff or she will see your point and pull her profile off the last choice will be she will admit she wants a divorce. Her actions of these back up plans this late in the relationship though are signs that she wants to bail but doesn't want to tell you or that she is cheating. Maybe she wants an open marriage. This is where communication comes into play
commandercolbert 6
just in case you should look around and see whats good too.
lovelyohhmee 8
So you found out when you came across her profile on the sites??
krutik123 3
A lot of negative comments on this post..