By brick - 14/05/2018 10:00 - United States - Geneva

Today, I went to sleep at 7am. I learned once that Indians used to drink tons of water before bed to force themselves awake so I did that in case my alarm (which I hooked up to my speakers) didn't work. The alarm worked, but the shock of the blasting sound made me pee my pants. FML
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Seeya55 31

You could have, I don't know, tested the alarm before using it the next morning. Like, set it for 1 minute and see if it worked? Just throwing ideas out here.

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RichardPencil 30

Well, that was a failure. Time to switch to Plan P.

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RichardPencil 30

Well, that was a failure. Time to switch to Plan P.

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manb91uk 22

I guess you pissed the bed on that one!

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routerere 10

So it worked? Try just using two alarms next time.

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ChromoTec 24

I don't get why so many people are putting "you deserved it"

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Seeya55 31

You could have, I don't know, tested the alarm before using it the next morning. Like, set it for 1 minute and see if it worked? Just throwing ideas out here.

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Lobby_Bee 17

You don't need to drink tons, just a glass or two will do.

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FFAce 11

Lmao you deserved that for believing in stupid myths

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PenguinPal3017 19

At least you didn't set fire to your family's Christmas presents.

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arkh_angel 16

Did this happened the same day you put on your boxers backward?

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boopingsnoot 24

I remember an old FML from a guy who tried the same thing. Alarm went off, he ran for the bathroom, knocked himself unconscious against the doorjamb, and pissed himself.

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