FML : Today, I went to sleep at 7am. I learned once that Indians used to drink tons of water before bed to force themselves awake so I did that in case my alarm...

Today, I went to sleep at 7am. I learned once that Indians used to drink tons of water before bed to force themselves awake so I did that in case my alarm (which I hooked up to my speakers) didn't work. The alarm worked, but the shock of the blasting sound made me pee my pants. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By brick - / Monday 14 May 2018 10:00 / United States - Geneva

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By chyiochan | 27

#7634370 - Monday 14 May 2018 18:52

You could have, I don't know, tested the alarm before using it the next morning. Like, set it for 1 minute and see if it worked? Just throwing ideas out here.

By RichardPencil | 25

#7634333 - Monday 14 May 2018 17:31

Well, that was a failure. Time to switch to Plan P.

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By RichardPencil | 25

#7634333 - Monday 14 May 2018 17:31

Well, that was a failure. Time to switch to Plan P.

By manb91uk | 21

#7634341 - Monday 14 May 2018 17:47

I guess you pissed the bed on that one!

By routerere | 10

#7634342 - Monday 14 May 2018 17:54

So it worked? Try just using two alarms next time.

By ChromoTec | 23

#7634362 - Monday 14 May 2018 18:40

I don't get why so many people are putting "you deserved it"

By chyiochan | 27

#7634370 - Monday 14 May 2018 18:52

You could have, I don't know, tested the alarm before using it the next morning. Like, set it for 1 minute and see if it worked? Just throwing ideas out here.

By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7634518 - Monday 14 May 2018 23:59

You don't need to drink tons, just a glass or two will do.

By FFAce | 11

#7634519 - Monday 14 May 2018 23:59

Lmao you deserved that for believing in stupid myths

By PenguinPal3017 | 15

#7634571 - Tuesday 15 May 2018 1:50

At least you didn't set fire to your family's Christmas presents.

By arkh_angel | 16

#7634582 - Tuesday 15 May 2018 2:22

Did this happened the same day you put on your boxers backward?

By boopingsnoot | 23

#7634612 - Tuesday 15 May 2018 4:34

I remember an old FML from a guy who tried the same thing. Alarm went off, he ran for the bathroom, knocked himself unconscious against the doorjamb, and pissed himself.