Well, that was a failure. Time to switch to Plan P.

I guess you pissed the bed on that one!

So it worked? Try just using two alarms next time.

I don't get why so many people are putting "you deserved it"

You could have, I don't know, tested the alarm before using it the next morning. Like, set it for 1 minute and see if it worked? Just throwing ideas out here.

You don't need to drink tons, just a glass or two will do.

Lmao you deserved that for believing in stupid myths

At least you didn't set fire to your family's Christmas presents.

Did this happened the same day you put on your boxers backward?

I remember an old FML from a guy who tried the same thing. Alarm went off, he ran for the bathroom, knocked himself unconscious against the doorjamb, and pissed himself.