Today, after being married for 20 years, I found out that my wife has accounts on multiple dating sites, "just in case." FML
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Today, I found out my fiancé is in the market for a new girlfriend. How? He used my credit card to sign up for 3 dating sites. FML
Today, my wife says she's not hiding money from me but I checked our joint bank account, which I no longer use, and find she's been transferring money in-and-out of 3 accounts, while taking money from me and getting payday loans to cover it. FML
Today, I decided to check out a dating site, when I stumbled across my ex wife's profile. She'd had it for four out of the five years of our marriage. And no, it didn't rate us as a good match. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
Today, I was looking at dating profiles with my single friend, trying to find a guy for her, and we found my husband's profile. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I found out my wife of 19 years has been cheating on me. She told me that all the "cheating music" that she's been playing the last year and a half should've been a good enough hint. FML
Today, I found out that my wife had been debating leaving me for an old boyfriend from high school. They rekindled their relationship on Facebook, and talking on the cell phone. Both things I insisted she have. FML
Today, a friend showed me my husband's online dating profile, which includes photos of him with our kids. FML
Today, I found out my husband has a fake Facebook account that he uses to add guys and live a double life as some kind of "gamer chick". This would be disturbing enough, even if he hadn't used pictures of me to give a face to his alter ego. FML
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Top comments
cooney7 3
You should buy some naughty magazines... you know, "just in case".
ZY1431 24
just I case of what exactly? after 20 years one should know if their spouse is a lifer or not.
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Comments (104)
beaverteaser 16
who's justin case? and thumbs down in 5.4.3.2....
kernelkat 16
She's probably at least talking to the guys that message her on the sites and maybe meeting up with them too. I'd dig a little deeper, you may have just found the tip of the iceberg.
worldclassrager 41
Your silver is right around the corner I am assuming you are pretty well set...
rdnkchevy 9
Pack your bags!! I sure there is more and has been more then just in case
SunTzu2 9
I'd put the final nail into her case
SweetasCandy0609 28
Wow that is so wrong of her, I think that you need to sit down with her and tell her that you are not okay with her profiles and how she has lost your trust because you don't know if it is really " just in case" and if she really wants to start to earn your trust back then the first thing she needs to is get rid of those profile's and start from there.
Epikouros 32
"No, I'm not planning to cheat on you, but you never know when you might have a car accident ;)" Check your brakes before going to work, OP!
gabagabaheyu 10
people treat marriage like a joke. tell her youre not laughing OP.
kiaora_fml 11
I'd hate to sound negative OP but I doubt it's 'just incase' I suggest seeing a marriage counsellor and go from there.
SweetasCandy0609 28
* counselor
skittyskatbrat 19
Time to meet with a divorce lawyer and discuss options. Just. In. Case. *BTW, many dating sites are NOT happy about married people posting on them. Go ahead and give them a heads-up :)