Today, after being married for 20 years, I found out that my wife has accounts on multiple dating sites, "just in case." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my fiancé is in the market for a new girlfriend. How? He used my credit card to sign up for 3 dating sites. FML
Today, my wife says she's not hiding money from me but I checked our joint bank account, which I no longer use, and find she's been transferring money in-and-out of 3 accounts, while taking money from me and getting payday loans to cover it. FML
Today, I decided to check out a dating site, when I stumbled across my ex wife's profile. She'd had it for four out of the five years of our marriage. And no, it didn't rate us as a good match. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
Today, I was looking at dating profiles with my single friend, trying to find a guy for her, and we found my husband's profile. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I found out my wife of 19 years has been cheating on me. She told me that all the "cheating music" that she's been playing the last year and a half should've been a good enough hint. FML
Today, I found out that my wife had been debating leaving me for an old boyfriend from high school. They rekindled their relationship on Facebook, and talking on the cell phone. Both things I insisted she have. FML
Today, a friend showed me my husband's online dating profile, which includes photos of him with our kids. FML
Today, I found out my husband has a fake Facebook account that he uses to add guys and live a double life as some kind of "gamer chick". This would be disturbing enough, even if he hadn't used pictures of me to give a face to his alter ego. FML
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Top comments
cooney7 3
You should buy some naughty magazines... you know, "just in case".
ZY1431 24
just I case of what exactly? after 20 years one should know if their spouse is a lifer or not.
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Comments (104)
DanielleinDC 34
How did you find out that she has profiles on multiple sites? Are you thinking of cheating on her? I think you need to have a talk with each other and maybe visit a marriage counselor. Something is clearly wrong here.
Tariqgalaxy 1
You need to open an account and reply to her pages.
Eewt 20
Why are so many people jumping to the conclusion that he found out by coming across her profile on his own romp through dating sites? I can see a few ways he could find out honestly: either A) she spills the beans, B) he saw her using the sites with his eyes and then she spilled the beans once she knew the jig was up, C) a friend of hers who knew told him. Really, have you never met an honest man in your life?!
fearhelddear 3
Wowza... What a joke. Clearly divorce would be an acceptable option. She's waiting for it.. So why not? Kinda funny how anyone would even slam the divorce idea.
amisenho 11
My step-dad has the same thing going on; his mailbox is crammed weekly with dating site responses and male enhancement spam. Now I have to wait until either: A) He admits it to Mom, or B) Mom starts believing me/stops living in denial
moot_chan 18
There are a lot of negative comments, but some of them are better advice than I could ever give. Yeah, definitely just be honest.
BooBooKittyF11 21
you need to talk to her and get that under control! thats a bad sign that means shes looking for someone else because she is unhappy... this will sounds bad but i did the same thing because i was angry that my husband didnt pay attention to me. we talked it out and got rid of the accounts and everything has been perfect since then.
LostDN 9
divorced