Today, after being a germaphobe for almost ten years and refusing to go out to restaurants because of it, I finally had the courage to face my fear, and went to dinner with my family. After three bites into my salad, I found a dead bug in it. FML
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holyshitbatman 20
id own that restaurant by the time we got out of court. that's DISGUSTING and i hope you filed a complaint with the local health department
unknown_user5566 27
Think about it this way: you faced one of the worst scenarios possible, and lived through it. Don't give up just yet. I'm sure if you tried again, you'd have a much better experience, and be well on your way to conquering your phobia.
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Comments (112)
Sir_Swaggington 6
Wow. I thought I had it bad when I went to the Olive Garden that used to be by UCLA (they're closed now, yay!) and there was a receipt in my salad. And when I told them, I'm pretty sure they just took the receipt out and gave me the same salad back. FYL dude, please tell me what restaurant you were in so I know to never go there lol
jdm1969 2
That is karma!
noisebox 1
What it a Chinese restaurant then it was a cockroach, most of them have them..
crazy4uboi 6
I've been there before. I went to big boy with my family and I ordered a salad. I found a dead Beatle in my salad. Unlike most restraints though, they charged me for both the salad and the new meal I got... I've also gotten food poisoning (and so did my cousin )from their salads
zfchatroulette 24
Hey #103, who did you find in your salad, John or George?
PhishloverA 14
So now I have to look at my food for bugs now when I go to a restaurant?
desertpunk75 11
That last crunch was no crouton.
Chiikitty6464 2
And nobody ate dinner that night…
orangific 2
I have germaphobia too and now I am afraid of restuarantes. That's alright I prefer home cooked food anyway.
foxychik10704 17
Oh the irony.
LandolphiN 3
mmmm. Protein!