By Shinobi_3 - 26/02/2010 17:43 - United States

Today, while I was eating, a fly kept pissing me off. After three minutes of it buzzing around, I caught it and killed it. Then, without realizing it, I smeared its guts all over the front of my shirt. FML
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That's what real men do. It isn't a legitimate kill unless your body is smeared with the victim's entrails.

marathdamane91 2

congratulations on catching and killing a fly it's quite hard

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herduliekmudkips 0

FURST

OP is a WARRIOR!!

asianwolf 2

ydi for having OCD.

marathdamane91 2

congratulations on catching and killing a fly it's quite hard

Monikabug 9

So what OP? It's a FLY. Teeny tiny, not like it's insides are going to ruin your t-shirt or anything. Wash your hands. Congrats on catching it though.

^ needs to calm down. It may have changed since then but #2 says nothing about killing children.

I think they are a troll. *Nods sagely.*

*wipes blood on shirt* THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE! (highlander)

just wash your shirt and get over yourself... honestly

FYLDeep 25

At least he didn't smear it on the food he was eating.

I agree Big fuck its a fly iys bot like the world's going to explode just because you got a stain on your shirt. I bet you're going to cry to your mommy now aren't you.

ydi...dont wipe guts on ur shirt

that's grody. js.

"Shinobi" is right. Thats sone Karate kid stuff there. Nicely done.

Wait! You can catch flies with your hands?!?! Woah ninja

He isnt a ninja - you cant see a ninja ;D he just owns on every level

CJ090 0

valid point

YOU MONSTER! :D

The_good_times 0

The force is strong in this one.

melizza 0

@snickerdoodle. your a dumb ass

MadaZer0 8

16ILF

@16 i looked at that for about 20 seconds before i caught on :P

MadaZer0 8

Lol

ndiesal 0

Well played, ma'am, well played.

YDI for being a douche and killing the fly

Sooo... by that logic it's not bad to kill a person either, because there are still a lot of us? Logic fail

no pun intended?