Health: Today, I finally won an ongoing battle with my family to go to...

By amandapurple - 22/02/2009 19:02 - United States

Today, I finally won an ongoing battle with my family to go to a restaurant I like, rather than a restaurant I hate with a passion. Now I'm throwing up, and my back is killing me. I'm the only one who got food poisoning. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2010 23:51 - United States

Today, I went out to eat to celebrate getting over the stomach flu. I hadn't eaten solid food in over a week, so I was really excited and ordered my favorite dish. It gave me food poisoning. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 05:16 - United States

Today, after struggling with anorexia for months, I got food poisoning. FML

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By Sickofbeingsick - 01/10/2011 05:17 - United States

Today, after a week of staying in at night and fighting off a persistent cold, I was finally feeling well again, so I decided to go to my boyfriend's work BBQ. I got food poisoning. FML

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Too much of a good thing

By tryingtoberomantic - 28/09/2019 14:00 - Australia

Today, I took my boyfriend out to dinner to an expensive restaurant. He overate, and now I have to nurse him through food poisoning. FML

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By ekoblick - 17/06/2011 04:34 - United States

Today, I got food poisoning from my wedding food. FML

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By why?? - 24/05/2016 13:29 - United States

Today, I think I've finally gotten past the food poisoning that caused me to puke so violently that I pulled muscles in my abdomen and chest. Unfortunately, some of that vomit hung around long enough to give me a sinus infection. FML

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Two rooms, two atmospheres

By Anonymous - 26/11/2020 16:58

Today, I tried to cook a nice meal for my sister's friends. It turned out perfect and they enjoyed it, while I was in the bathroom throwing up for two hours due to food poisoning. FML

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By babybambi - 29/12/2018 02:00

Today, I got food poisoning for the first time after cooking. Yesterday, I met my boyfriend's family for the first time. FML

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By anon - 26/07/2010 04:22 - United States

Today, I was fired from the restaurant I work at because I missed my shift. I missed it because I was in the hospital for food poisoning from the meal I ate at work last night. FML

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By sickday - 02/12/2018 17:30

Today, I took my first holiday from work in over 6 months as it was my birthday. Today was also the day I woke up and vomited violently for 10 straight hours as a result of food poisoning. FML

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corocoro 30

Thursday 15 August 2013 13:01

Why would you go to a restaurant that is known for giving people food poisoning?

badonis 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 23:21

I think you've made a huge mistake.

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badonis 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 23:21

I think you've made a huge mistake.

tomahawkinyouall 0

Monday 8 March 2010 18:45

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bballer55 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 4:41

oh the irony in this

lgs25 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 11:49

that's not irony learn how to use the word correctly

TH_Insomniak 15

Thursday 22 October 2015 3:53

actually that is ironic. learn to correct people correctly.

HerrKevin 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 23:29

#2: That's simply not true. Food poisoning can kick in within 30 minutes depending on the type, it just rarely does. In general it does take about 12 hours for most types to start up, though.

F_ME 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 23:32

Ya theres a restaurant every time i go (twice) i barf within a hr after leaving

JazzHandsFML 28

Wednesday 11 March 2015 21:18

wow that's odd I barfed within seconds of reading your horrible grammar.

holynemesis1208 3

Sunday 22 February 2009 23:32

i hope the food was at least yummy while you were eating it.

CallHerAlaska17 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 5:59

That's so weird, the exact same thing happened to me a week ago. It was horrible.

jorma_fml 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 13:02

I bet they spiced up your plate...

amandapurple 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 18:27

it was the same night, and yeah i did enjoy the food. and no it wasn't a previous meal, and thanks for your concern but my mother is a doctor and she admitted it was food poisoning . my friends also have gotten food poisoning from there.