By Anonymous - 18/08/2013 20:13 - Germany - Koblenz

Today, after an argument with my wife, I stormed out of our bedroom through the sliding doors to the balcony. Only there was no balcony, because it still hasn't been replaced yet. I'm now laid-up in hospital. FML
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turkturkington 13

She finally sent you over the edge, did she?

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wolfgold2 20

Sounds like something from a cartoon.

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Nyx_fml 23

Storming out of places rarely ends well.

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friedpwnadge 25

I just visualize him angrily walking onto thin air, looking down and back at you and then jetting down into a pile of tnt fireworks.

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Jake_Hale 7

She didn't even try to save you? I smell a divorce in your future

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AnOriginalName 19

21, does he also get one of those signs like Wile E Coyote has?

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hessel 13

i guess op didnt believe enough that he could fly

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Maycontainnuts 17

It's more the art of falling and missing the ground.

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finalfantasyftw 10

I think storming away/walking away when you are angry is always a better alternative then picking a fight, yelling/screaming, and arguing.

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wolfgold2 20

Sounds like something from a cartoon.

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rich443 22

he probably held a sign saying oh shit before faling

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ArielTheMermaid 17

I bet he hung there for a second before looking down and falling

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ariiewilliams 17

That's when there were good cartoons. Not the bullshit there is today.

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M3DIC4T3 29

So you guys were all alive in the 1930-50s era?

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ColdplaySucks 18

Regular Show is a good cartoon. Everything else is garbage.

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ariiewilliams 17

No. Reruns exist.

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SwaggCapone 11

#70 please tell me that was a failed attempt at humor

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bballer4life895 13

Instant karma

etishuman22 32

Instant karma's gonna get you...gonna knock you right on the head...better pull yourself together darlin'..pretty soon you're gonna be dead.. -John Lennon, "Instant Karma"

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michelleJ11 25

Karma for leaving the room after an argument? I don't see what OP did to deserve that.

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Treveyon56 14

Wow karma for wanting to get away from an argument and get fresh air? Yeah because OP was really in the wrong for arguing with his wife. Either you two are trolls or just completely stupid.

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etishuman22 32

I truly wasn't trolling or commenting on the FML, I just figured #3's inspiration was from John Lennon's song "Instant Karma". Honestly, that's the first time I've ever been downvoted that much before. I guess I could have explained my thinking with the lyrics. Sorry!

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Mossears133 15

I don't know about y'all, but when I read "stormed out" I pictured the semi-violent adult temper tantrum my dad usually puts on after an arguement, and if that is the case then karma is DEFINITELY necessary!

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turkturkington 13

She finally sent you over the edge, did she?

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Dusty_Busters 15

Yes... Yes she did

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_GoodGuy 11

Lesson learned: Never argue with a women, you just can't win

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_GoodGuy 11

Lesson learned: Never argue with a women, you just can't win

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Macscotty 9

Talk about a Wile E Coyote moment. Only it wasn't a cliff.

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Catkam623 27

Well at least you get some alone time now?

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IworkAt711 14

Except for the all the nurses and doctors that keep checking up on you.

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Misskreher 30

Was it like the cartoons where you didn't fall until you looked down?

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sharksfan48 13

Thinking tends to be hard when you're mad huh?

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