By Anonymous - 18/08/2013 20:13 - Germany - Koblenz

Today, after an argument with my wife, I stormed out of our bedroom through the sliding doors to the balcony. Only there was no balcony, because it still hasn't been replaced yet. I'm now laid-up in hospital. FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 079
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She finally sent you over the edge, did she?

Sounds like something from a cartoon.

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Storming out of places rarely ends well.

friedpwnadge 25

I just visualize him angrily walking onto thin air, looking down and back at you and then jetting down into a pile of tnt fireworks.

Jake_Hale 7

She didn't even try to save you? I smell a divorce in your future

AnOriginalName 19

21, does he also get one of those signs like Wile E Coyote has?

i guess op didnt believe enough that he could fly

I believe I can fly R Kelly

It's more the art of falling and missing the ground.

finalfantasyftw 10

I think storming away/walking away when you are angry is always a better alternative then picking a fight, yelling/screaming, and arguing.

Sounds like something from a cartoon.

he probably held a sign saying oh shit before faling

ArielTheMermaid 17

I bet he hung there for a second before looking down and falling

ariiewilliams 17

That's when there were good cartoons. Not the bullshit there is today.

So you guys were all alive in the 1930-50s era?

Regular Show is a good cartoon. Everything else is garbage.

ariiewilliams 17

No. Reruns exist.

SwaggCapone 11

#70 please tell me that was a failed attempt at humor

bballer4life895 13

Instant karma

Instant karma's gonna get you...gonna knock you right on the head...better pull yourself together darlin'..pretty soon you're gonna be dead.. -John Lennon, "Instant Karma"

Karma for leaving the room after an argument? I don't see what OP did to deserve that.

Wow karma for wanting to get away from an argument and get fresh air? Yeah because OP was really in the wrong for arguing with his wife. Either you two are trolls or just completely stupid.

I truly wasn't trolling or commenting on the FML, I just figured #3's inspiration was from John Lennon's song "Instant Karma". Honestly, that's the first time I've ever been downvoted that much before. I guess I could have explained my thinking with the lyrics. Sorry!

I don't know about y'all, but when I read "stormed out" I pictured the semi-violent adult temper tantrum my dad usually puts on after an arguement, and if that is the case then karma is DEFINITELY necessary!

She finally sent you over the edge, did she?

thejimler 9

Badum-Tish!

Dusty_Busters 15

Yes... Yes she did

Lesson learned: Never argue with a women, you just can't win

Lesson learned: Never argue with a women, you just can't win

Talk about a Wile E Coyote moment. Only it wasn't a cliff.

Well at least you get some alone time now?

IworkAt711 14

Except for the all the nurses and doctors that keep checking up on you.

Misskreher 30

Was it like the cartoons where you didn't fall until you looked down?

Don't be a buzzkill, #23.

Thinking tends to be hard when you're mad huh?