Relatable, Awkward and Fire: Emergency! - FML

Emergency!

By Rebecca - 28/05/2021 20:01

Today, looking out of my window, I spotted a fire raging in the building across from my apartment. Grabbing my phone, I dashed out to the balcony, only to slam into the screen door instead. After calling 911, I sprinted back out, only to clock the door a second time. FML

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Friday 28 May 2021 20:41

No really your fault. Sometimes in panic we get clumsy and do things in a hurry. Good on you for calling 911. Hope the screen door did not hurt too much.

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Friday 28 May 2021 21:35

Hope the people in that building are okay!

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Friday 28 May 2021 20:41

No really your fault. Sometimes in panic we get clumsy and do things in a hurry. Good on you for calling 911. Hope the screen door did not hurt too much.

ojoRojo 27

Friday 28 May 2021 21:35

Hope the people in that building are okay!

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Saturday 29 May 2021 16:15

"There's a fire across the street from me! Send the fire department!" *wham!* "And send an ambulance to my address..."

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