I can't help it!

By ssssssssuck a dick, boss - 18/08/2013 17:29 - United States - Kalispell

Today, my manager took me aside and angrily told me to quit fucking about with our customers. He totally refuses to believe that the slight whistling sound I keep making when I exhale is because I have a chipped tooth. FML
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HeyHeyFishFillet 34

So many douchebag/stupid boss-related FML's lately... how do those kind of people even get that position?

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etishuman22 32
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Maybe you could tell him you're just trying to make the best of things? You know...whistling while you work? I'm sorry I immediately thought of the old Disney movie "Snow White and the Seven Dwarves" when I read this post.

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K410 18

Lol it's like that movie the out of towners. But sorry that your boss is a dick hope your next job pays more.

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imonkeyface 9

It never said he got fired or quit.

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K410 18

Well not like she's gonna be there for life I'm just wishing her next job is gonna be much better

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K410 18

So I'm getting disliked because I'm wishing op better luck in the future? Lol something is wrong with you people...

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dawnimus 21
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Calm down, get buried, move on. There's more to life than being thumbed up.

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klovemachine 24

Your boss is a loser :-)

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ariiewilliams 17

More like unreasonable about other peoples' problem.

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HeyHeyFishFillet 34

So many douchebag/stupid boss-related FML's lately... how do those kind of people even get that position?

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magicman37 8
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Must be pretty creepy for the customers

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etishuman22 32
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Maybe you could tell him you're just trying to make the best of things? You know...whistling while you work? I'm sorry I immediately thought of the old Disney movie "Snow White and the Seven Dwarves" when I read this post.

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HeartOfLead 24
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If OP is a vet, that would explain why the animals are always at attention...

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hetalia_thailand 20
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I like the image of all the animals in the pet clinic suddenly jumping up and paying attention when OP speaks

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ty7in_topic 31
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Your username says it all OP.

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UnluckyGenius 21

Your boss just doesn't appreciate mouth breathers is all.

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IHATEFMYLIFE 26
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I know. Mouth breathers are people too and need jobs. I would report him for discrimination OP. thats so unfair to all mouth breathers everywhere! Lol

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UnluckyGenius 21

To be honest I agree with his boss, I know this girl. Let's say her name is Sandra, always needs a special helmet when we go do something because she breathes through her mouth. No helmet = plans cancelled. So inconvenient.

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olpally 32

Nice username. Lol. Explain why you do that. What a judgmental twat.

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Jellybean22 14
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Get a better job so you can get it fixed?

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