I can't help it!

By ssssssssuck a dick, boss - 18/08/2013 17:29 - United States - Kalispell

Today, my manager took me aside and angrily told me to quit fucking about with our customers. He totally refuses to believe that the slight whistling sound I keep making when I exhale is because I have a chipped tooth. FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 504
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So many douchebag/stupid boss-related FML's lately... how do those kind of people even get that position?

Maybe you could tell him you're just trying to make the best of things? You know...whistling while you work? I'm sorry I immediately thought of the old Disney movie "Snow White and the Seven Dwarves" when I read this post.

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Lol it's like that movie the out of towners. But sorry that your boss is a dick hope your next job pays more.

It never said he got fired or quit.

Well not like she's gonna be there for life I'm just wishing her next job is gonna be much better

So I'm getting disliked because I'm wishing op better luck in the future? Lol something is wrong with you people...

Calm down, get buried, move on. There's more to life than being thumbed up.

Your boss is a loser :-)

More like unreasonable about other peoples' problem.

So many douchebag/stupid boss-related FML's lately... how do those kind of people even get that position?

Must be pretty creepy for the customers

Maybe you could tell him you're just trying to make the best of things? You know...whistling while you work? I'm sorry I immediately thought of the old Disney movie "Snow White and the Seven Dwarves" when I read this post.

If OP is a vet, that would explain why the animals are always at attention...

I like the image of all the animals in the pet clinic suddenly jumping up and paying attention when OP speaks

Your username says it all OP.

Your boss just doesn't appreciate mouth breathers is all.

I know. Mouth breathers are people too and need jobs. I would report him for discrimination OP. thats so unfair to all mouth breathers everywhere! Lol

To be honest I agree with his boss, I know this girl. Let's say her name is Sandra, always needs a special helmet when we go do something because she breathes through her mouth. No helmet = plans cancelled. So inconvenient.

Nice username. Lol. Explain why you do that. What a judgmental twat.

Get a better job so you can get it fixed?