HELP! I NEED SOMEBODY!

By Anonymous - 26/07/2022 16:00

Today, I stayed home from work because I'd had diarrhea for 24 hours and my gut felt horrible. I decided to at least enjoy some sun on my back porch in my swing chair. I stepped on an old board and my leg fell through to the knee, I couldn't move, and I was home alone. My neighbor cut the board that got me out. FML
I agree, your life sucks 872
You deserved it 125

Same thing different taste

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Ugh, I'm regretting asking this already, but I'm sure everyone is wondering about this: ...Here goes... While you were trapped in the hole on your porch, what was going on with the diarrhea? Was your neighbor greeted by a literal shit storm?

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Ugh, I'm regretting asking this already, but I'm sure everyone is wondering about this: ...Here goes... While you were trapped in the hole on your porch, what was going on with the diarrhea? Was your neighbor greeted by a literal shit storm?