Today, after an argument with my wife, I stormed out of our bedroom through the sliding doors to the balcony. Only there was no balcony, because it still hasn't been replaced yet. I'm now laid-up in hospital. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I got into an argument with my dad in his hotel room. I lost my temper and stormed out onto the balcony for some fresh air, at which point he decided to lock the door behind me, trapping me there for half an hour while he watched TV. FML
It's all deregulation's fault
Today, it's been a few days since I moved into a new apartment and was excited to finally have a balcony. I went out to enjoy the view, but as I leaned against the railing, it gave way and I fell two stories onto the pavement below. I ended up with a broken leg and a huge medical bill. FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced me to sneak out. As I was climbing out of my 3rd floor window, he got a text and moved the ladder. Now I'm in the hospital with two broken ribs. FML
WHAT WAS THAT?
Today, I have a broken leg, four broken fingers, a cracked rib, a concussion, and an infection fever, and my wife still sent me downstairs with a bat to check for burglars when she heard a noise at 2 a.m. FML
Drama!
Today, I tried to make a dramatic exit after arguing with my flatmate. I slammed the door, but the handle broke, and I had to ask him for help to fix it. FML
Stealth
Today, I was having a smoke out on the balcony of my apartment. When I was walking back into the house, I walked straight into the large glass sliding door, loudly whacking it with my forehead, subsequently waking up my 2 other flatmates at 2.30am. FML
Emergency!
Today, looking out of my window, I spotted a fire raging in the building across from my apartment. Grabbing my phone, I dashed out to the balcony, only to slam into the screen door instead. After calling 911, I sprinted back out, only to clock the door a second time. FML
Paranoid
Today, after I was locked out of my apartment, I went down the leaf-filled ravine behind the building to get to the fire escape ladder, climbed up four stories and over the balcony, then wiggled through the window on my stomach onto the living room floor. Now I'm back inside and paranoid about robbers doing the same. FML
Stuck
Today, I found myself locked out of my house. I had to squeeze myself through a tiny window around the back. While hanging upside down, my hood fell over my head. My dog ran through to investigate the noise and ravaged me thinking I was a burglar. I then fell and broke my wrist. FML
On the move
Today, my wife yelled at me for not helping her rearrange the furniture. I have a sprained shoulder and have been ordered by my doctor to avoid heavy lifting. She said, "Move the couch or sleep on it." FML
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turkturkington 13
She finally sent you over the edge, did she?
wolfgold2 20
Sounds like something from a cartoon.
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jrock9093 18
That must of killed the argument, looks like she won
Shaved_Llamas 11
Plot twist: His wife actually pushed him and used his phone to submit this FML.
Snowkeys 11
Damn you M. Night Shyamalan and your ridiculous twists!
Trisha_aus 15
M. Night Shyamalamadingdong
ninety 25
I just don't understand how not having a balcony due to it replaced slipped your mind, especially when you're about to walk out onto it, even angry.
Treveyon56 14
Lots of people don't think when pissed off.
Brayson 12
If OP went out onto the balcony a lot it becomes second nature to be out there, and since he was pissed he didn't think and just did what he would do naturally. makes sense as to why it happened. sucks that it happened though, sorry OP.:-
Cribgush 5
Maybe he's really used to having a balcony, I dunno, just a thought.
VeylonaBloodsea 6
I laughed way too hard.
Larry01_fml 19
lets hope she still showed up at your side
Cindy_Smiles 12
did you look down then fall like in the cartoons?
mameburgess 7
so she won then? glad u r ok but karma is a b****.
jeffwolff96 6
Did you flap your arms and try to fly??
5sonic 22
Oh no! Please comment back and us tell if you're ok! Omg how far did you fall?
Poetaster 10
Jerkus maximus....