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BurnInDemonFire
| 30
I'm worried. You seem to be living such abject poverty that you accepted that your entire family can't afford toilet paper, before finding out it was a ruse. Are you really that poor, or does your mom just hide money in order to get her kids to behave a certain way?
Also... shit tickets?
Also... shit tickets?
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wHSKitty
| 11
It’s in the urban dictionary. Some of these new slang terms are just stupid.
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008GGG
| 14
‘Shit tickets’ is far from new. I first heard the term 20 years ago. The person I heard it from used it while in the Marines in Vietnam.
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Charlie Given
| 23
It's as old as WW2 when people would use useless ration cards which were very thin and looked like large bus tickets, hence "shit tickets"
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TomeDr
| 21
Your mother is a genius!
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wHSKitty
| 11
Umm ... TMI!!!
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RichardPencil
| 29
Get him a bidet for his b-day?
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Dave_Davington
| 33
I'm just really happy that shit tickets seems to be catching on.
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Summaria
| 10
I feel like showering after every dump will cost more than buying toilet paper....
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Lalala579121
| 27
Yeah they just need to get one of those toilets that sprays your bum with water after you shit.
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boopingsnoot
| 23
A bidet! Wish I had one.
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chyiochan
| 31
You guys at least can afford a poop knife, right?
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Abbusser
| 9
I'll send you some. Only used once...
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carlgrimes47
| 13
Couldn't she buy some and keep a secret stash, grabbing a few sheets before entering the bathroom? Your family could still use it and your brother be none the wiser.
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carlgrimes47
| 13
Couldn't she buy some and keep a secret stash, grabbing a few sheets before entering the bathroom? Your family could still use it and your brother be none the wiser.
Also... shit tickets?