Today, after a day, I finally noticed that the toilet paper I'd been using to wipe my butt is actually a roll of paper towel cut in half. My dad thinks that it's a waste of money to buy proper paper. Guess who had to unclog the toilet twice. FML
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Today, in desperate need of a shit, I quickly ran into a shop to buy toilet paper. I rushed home and unleashed, only to realise I'd bought paper towels. Without options, I had to wipe my ass with them and consequently blocked the toilet. I found rolls of toilet paper while looking for the plunger. FML
Today, my dad hid the toilet paper and is charging me 50 cents a roll. FML
Today, my entire family of five is sharing one roll of toilet paper. My parents refuse to buy any, because my father can get it free from his work. He's forgotten to bring any home every day without fail for the past seven days. FML
Today, I was drying myself with a towel after a shower when I noticed a bad smell. After running out of toilet paper last night, one of my friends decided to use my clean towel to wipe herself instead. FML
Today, I took a dump without checking for toilet paper. I then called my step dad, who said "use the stuff in the garbage." FML
Today, my household ran out of toilet paper so we have to shower after every dump. My mom just confessed that she does in fact have money for shit tickets, but won't buy any because it's the only way she can get my brother to shower. FML
Today, as I realized I'm too broke to go out and get more toilet paper, I noticed my cat chewing on something and tearing it apart. It was my last roll. FML
Today, I accidentally dropped a whole roll of toilet paper into the toilet. It was my last roll. FML
Today, I discovered my new boyfriend doesn’t have toilet paper. He has a toilet cloth, which he instructed me to rinse off in the toilet after I was done. FML
Today, I was going to the bathroom. As I was about to wipe, I noticed that the toilet paper had butterflies printed on it. Never before had I felt bad for wiping my ass. FML
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Top comments
stieglar 17
Just buy your own toilet paper and keep it in your room
Jasim 17
Buying toilet paper is just cheaper and easier than going through this hassle. Anyway, does it clean better? :D
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Comments (71)
supasupa 1
Dont be lazy. Why are men so lazy?
thatcoolguy123 14
Is he retarded? Paper towels are even more expensive...
tbone5466 9
using paper towel will destroy your septic tank. tell him if he wants tto save the thousands of dollars of sewage repair bills he oughta stop now
exuberant_orange 17
Well... at least he cut it in half for you... but seriously he is gonna spend WAY more trying to the fix the pipes than he will on toilet paper.
mckenzieandrews 16
Wouldnt you feel the difference..... Paper towels are pretty rough compared to toilet paper....
pitapizzaparty 18
Went to my bf's house and his parents did that
Shrekie_fml 23
You dad unclogged it is my guess.
collkw 4
Your butt is dead as hell since you couldn't tell the difference when you wipe...
jquaw 16
Isn't that more expensive...? Lol I bet he's doing it just to **** with you.
jvzmin 7
What a 'shitty' situation.