Hey, at least you didn't plan the Fyre Festival. Look! You got a genuine RichardPencil sarcastic comment. There's a success! I'm glad I could put your life on the right track. You're welcome.

Is there a follow up feature of “here are a ton of possible mistakes you can and probably will make” just in case you have extra time before your alarm goes off in the morning or is that just a me thing?

For me, it helps to think about a Mythbusters episode where they checked to see if taking naps between doing parts of a task would help their productivity. Even if they couldn’t fall asleep and just lay there for a bit, they still reported feeling less tired and were more productive than the people who didn’t do that. Sometimes just knowing that helps me relax enough to fall asleep. Wishing you the best of luck either way.

actually you're looking at it the wrong way, they're not failures they were opportunities for you to learn what not to do, try not to be so hard on yourself you're not a failure you're just learning like everybody else in life.