Today, after a day, I finally noticed that the toilet paper I'd been using to wipe my butt is actually a roll of paper towel cut in half. My dad thinks that it's a waste of money to buy proper paper. Guess who had to unclog the toilet twice. FML
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Today, in desperate need of a shit, I quickly ran into a shop to buy toilet paper. I rushed home and unleashed, only to realise I'd bought paper towels. Without options, I had to wipe my ass with them and consequently blocked the toilet. I found rolls of toilet paper while looking for the plunger. FML
Today, my dad hid the toilet paper and is charging me 50 cents a roll. FML
Today, my entire family of five is sharing one roll of toilet paper. My parents refuse to buy any, because my father can get it free from his work. He's forgotten to bring any home every day without fail for the past seven days. FML
Today, I was drying myself with a towel after a shower when I noticed a bad smell. After running out of toilet paper last night, one of my friends decided to use my clean towel to wipe herself instead. FML
Today, I took a dump without checking for toilet paper. I then called my step dad, who said "use the stuff in the garbage." FML
Today, my household ran out of toilet paper so we have to shower after every dump. My mom just confessed that she does in fact have money for shit tickets, but won't buy any because it's the only way she can get my brother to shower. FML
Today, as I realized I'm too broke to go out and get more toilet paper, I noticed my cat chewing on something and tearing it apart. It was my last roll. FML
Today, I accidentally dropped a whole roll of toilet paper into the toilet. It was my last roll. FML
Today, I discovered my new boyfriend doesn’t have toilet paper. He has a toilet cloth, which he instructed me to rinse off in the toilet after I was done. FML
Today, I was going to the bathroom. As I was about to wipe, I noticed that the toilet paper had butterflies printed on it. Never before had I felt bad for wiping my ass. FML
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Top comments
stieglar 17
Just buy your own toilet paper and keep it in your room
Jasim 17
Buying toilet paper is just cheaper and easier than going through this hassle. Anyway, does it clean better? :D
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Comments (71)
SaharaZinc 14
Don't paper towels cost more than toilet paper anyway?
lishabear 21
Just remind him how much money it's going to cost him to get his septic tank pumped when it gets clogged up with paper towels. Then he might change his tune. :)
rabbi1010 29
exactly what I was thinking.
Tarlachia 33
Well, that's Bounty be a possible flood as a result. Bows the time to see which paper towel brand works best for cleaning up spills.
CaptainPicard 3
Don't leave me with a cliffhanger. Who had to unclog the toilet?
str1kepa1n 16
Rather spend a bit more money on toilet paper than paying a whole heap on fixing a toilet.
KhaleesiDannie 26
How rough was the toilet paper you were using before that you couldn't tell that it was paper towels?
wvcheesehead 13
You've got a Bounty on your ass.
ahippienamedrae 10
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you do a pun right.
kstephens2326 15
Haha he is a dope. That is not the way to save money. Just buy your own and be happy
FitFriday 32
That's rough
joeblow6969 5
That moment when you realize you're much smarter than your parents...