Today, my father was taking pictures of my friend and me as we got ready for homecoming. After the pictures were taken, he offered to show us. He scrolled one picture too far and ended up showing us a picture of his penis. FML
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Today, I tried to show my boyfriend's mom a picture of my prom dress on my phone. She scrolled to the right to find a picture of her son, naked. FML
Today, while sexting my girlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML
Today, my dad had gotten a new cell phone. So I started to mess around with the cool features on his phone and stumbled upon some pictures he had taken. Next thing I know I'm looking at my mom going down on my dad. FML
Today, I tried to email my Dad a picture of someone we knew that I'd found on the Internet. He called me later to inform me that I had actually sent him a picture of myself in a naughty school girl outfit that I'd taken for my husband. My mom was laughing her ass off. FML
Today, my mom asked me to take a picture of her and a friend before they went out to dinner. I was getting ready to take the picture when I noticed the box showing the most recent picture. It was a nude. Of my mom. FML
Today, my dad gave me his old camera. I got home and eagerly turned it on to start using it. I was greeted by a photo of my father drunk, smiling, naked, and covered in peanut butter. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my girlfriend's father. He screenshotted it. FML
Today, my dad somehow found some pictures of my boyfriend having sex with some girl and went on a rampage about how pissed he was that he was cheating on me. I had to explain to my parents that I was the girl in the pictures. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. We all looked together at family photos on the computer. The first picture was a close up of my mother, bare breasts in full view. FML
Today, I was drunk and sent my friend a picture of my penis. He edited the picture and put hands and sunglasses on it before sending it to practically everyone I know. FML
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Top comments
Pleonasm 35
From Homecoming to Homecumming.
tipsy2013 24
what a dick move.
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Comments (143)
omgitsmoe 26
Did your friend smile ?
kelseythompson 27
No but I bet you would have
Ruler3000 17
Way to be a dick #3
lex1459 38
#3 wasn't being a dick, she was merely suggesting that if she were, #1 would want to see her as well.
golden_warrior 23
23 - your big smile just goes perfect with this thread :) and number 1, that's just gross. He is your dad, sicko
ohSNAPyall 26
1 WTF is wrong with you?
TheCanucklehead 22
I like how this thread goes: bad comment, good comment, bad...
TheCanucklehead 22
Yes 1. She smiled at her friend's dad's penis. Yes 6. That was a bad pun. Yes 41. You misread this FML
IloveToLaugh143 21
That's a pretty dicky situation. Next time maybe your dad shouldn't cum?
CallMeMcFeelii 13
Come on, 61. He just wanted to get the money shot. Oh snap, crackle, and pop! Haha..
euphoricness 28
45, I had to thumb down your comment to keep the pattern going... CRAP I'm next!
CallMeMcFeelii 13
Well damn, I'm just going to say random yet intellectual comments after the person who's next in line to get voted down Hello, you guys may know me as Mcfeeli, but did you also know I'm not a robot? That's all for now folks, see you guys after the next comment, whenever that'll be.
Nyx_fml 23
You misspelled your name, McFeelii.
euphoricness 28
You're right, Nyx, but I had to thumb you down to keep this pattern going!
brandoneyez1 25
Did your dad by chance want your friend to see it? Stranger things have happened. In any event I love the comment #1
protoasha 11
The trend even continued after your comment
RoboCunnilingus 23
Looks like I drew the short straw.
tipsy2013 24
what a dick move.
killuhand 12
you have to admit, it was pretty ballsy.
klovemachine 24
OP and her friend got the shaft
BlueFlatts 20
That's a really sick way of looking at it #38.
klovemachine 24
That wasn't my intention, 57. It was just a stupid attempt at a shaft joke :( and I failed at it. 5 did a better job at the shaft joke
swaggalikethat 22
Oh, cum on! Enough with the puns.
RedPillSucks 31
I thought it was funny
Pleonasm 35
From Homecoming to Homecumming.
Bloink 25
Hahahahaha
\ 28
Yep. Noor just wrote what phonetically translates to "hah hah hah hah"
KeXu 6
笨蛋笨蛋笨蛋笨蛋 hahahaha
Pleonasm 35
Honononononononononononononon *very nasal* à la French.
daesung 8
하하하하하
Zaros_fml 24
I bet he feels pretty shafted right now.
Cusefan5 6
My school had homecoming last night...
Zaros_fml 24
That was so relevant to my comment. Thank you for your input.
CorDa616 22
And awkward forever. :S
siberianhamster 17
Is this the newest member of the Troll Dad club?
Right_Click 12
It's probably the initiation.
soccer_bball 8
OMG. That must've been pretty awkward. I'm sure you and your father will have a talk about that later, and I hope your friend tries to ignore it.
ThatFancyPenn 18
Wtf why do people always act so damn sympathetic. It's so annoying.
Jazmine453 8
#32 Why does it have to be an act? Is empathy that unheard of.
Rainhawk94 27
Yea it is. People don't want to be down voted so they act sympathetic
Jazmine453 8
#55 I'm not saying that some people don't lie and act like they are sympathetic when they are not. I'm just saying that a lot of people really do have empathy for others. Also it's the internet people lie. Don't like it? Get off.
soccer_bball 8
#55 You're looking too far into this. OP probably would appreciate some sympathy. All I know is that I would be pretty embarrassed had it been me.
kelloggg 8
Classic. The amount of times I nearly do this to people. Always delete!
MeowZebraMeow 7
You often accidentally show people pictures of your penis?
\ 28
It's alright #10. We still respect you regardless of the choices you make in life.
Rainhawk94 27
Not me
killuhand 12
how do you know it was his?
saraitkddh 47
this would make the situation of this FML post even worst...
LittleBastard 20
With that comment, it already is worse..
xXxGraveStonexXx 20
That's the first thing I thought..
shinikageWolf 15
Maybe it was a full nude? See dad's face aaaaaannnnnnndddd he's naked.
AntiPrude 26
how DID she know?? Maybe the FML was just that her friend saw it, not OP....
masterof1 7
Was it your boyfriend.......because akward level would increase by 1000
hcollins1 18
Why would OP's dad have a picture of her boyfriends dick?
grammarman 3
*awkward GRAMMARMAN TO THE RESCUE!
yukumariooo 11
Wouldn't that be spelling and not grammar