Today, after 4 days of avoiding me and screening his calls, my 24-year-old boyfriend sent his mother to break up with me on his behalf. FML
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Today, my boyfriend of 3 years called my house even though I was with him at the time. He needed to talk to my mom. He asked her to break up with me for him. FML
Today, my 23 year old boyfriend of 2 years was forced to dump me, over the phone, by his mother. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML
Today, my boyfriend just told me that his mom told him to break up with me, and that she would pay him to do it. His mom is a bitch. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me two days before my birthday. Only to make it worse, I found out that he had been texting my mother on how to break up with me. To make it even worse, she was giving him tips. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Apparently, he spoke with my mom and the fact that she wants me dead is a huge red flag. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend of 2 weeks home to meet my mom and she started talking about how she really wants a lot of grand-kids. He called 2 hours later and broke up with me. FML
Today, after we got home from the doctor's office, my mom checked the voicemail. Loud and clear, we both heard my boyfriend's break-up message. My parents had already forbidden me from dating. FML
Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend at her request, because she "didn't have the heart to do it." Within twenty minutes I'd received four calls from mutual friends, including my best friend, telling me what a jerk I am. And one from my mom. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
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jesterinperil 28
An adult who can't act like one... Good riddance to bad rubbish OP. Sorry he was that immature.
DappeRB 12
Sounds like you're better off without him.
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Comments (53)
Kukironosuke 16
i agree with op in all except that he "sent" his mom, unless the mom stated she was sent specifically, my guess is that the guy was just content with giving op the silent treatment and pretend op didn't exist, the guys mom was probably disappointed in her son and went to break it to the girl because her son wouldn't man up, but I can't see the guy ASKING his mom to go do it, its much more likely that the guy was just going to ignore the situation and act like it didn't exist for the rest of his life
peachykeen93 17
Maybe he was afraid you would be violent? This sounds like a toxic relationship.
Fairyjoshy 13
While it's most likely that the guy was just being a jerk, I can't help but wonder if the OP was abusive in some way and the guy was scared of her and couldn't confront her himself. Too ambiguous to decide.
Geckosrock99 33
Sounds similar to what my dumbass cousin did. He had a wonderful girlfriend and decided to "prank" her for a month. Ignoring her calls, texts, and voicemails, telling her he didn't want to see her when she came to visit, just generally being a total asshole. After a month of that, she found someone else, assuming what we all did, that they broke up. As soon as my cousin found out, he told her that he was just pranking her and that she was cheating due to them not being broke up in his eyes. She's still with the other guy, and he's now living off somewhere, single as ever. Moral of the story? Don't be an asshole to your significant other if you want him or her in your life.
Erksangel 25
What a loser!!! Someone needs to lay off his mommies boob and grow up!!!
Jryan952015 7
He must be a big mommas boy then. My would have told me it your problem you have to break up with her if you don't want to see her. Now she would have given me some advise but that would be it.
sunny354wi 8
He's such a pussy that he doesn't deserve yours!
my2centsworth 15
I'm of the opinion that you had a narrow escape.
aprilnb1 18
You deserve better.
mnelms 9
ydi for the repost.