Today, after 4 days of avoiding me and screening his calls, my 24-year-old boyfriend sent his mother to break up with me on his behalf. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years called my house even though I was with him at the time. He needed to talk to my mom. He asked her to break up with me for him. FML
Today, my 23 year old boyfriend of 2 years was forced to dump me, over the phone, by his mother. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML
Today, my boyfriend just told me that his mom told him to break up with me, and that she would pay him to do it. His mom is a bitch. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me two days before my birthday. Only to make it worse, I found out that he had been texting my mother on how to break up with me. To make it even worse, she was giving him tips. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Apparently, he spoke with my mom and the fact that she wants me dead is a huge red flag. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend of 2 weeks home to meet my mom and she started talking about how she really wants a lot of grand-kids. He called 2 hours later and broke up with me. FML
Today, after we got home from the doctor's office, my mom checked the voicemail. Loud and clear, we both heard my boyfriend's break-up message. My parents had already forbidden me from dating. FML
Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend at her request, because she "didn't have the heart to do it." Within twenty minutes I'd received four calls from mutual friends, including my best friend, telling me what a jerk I am. And one from my mom. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
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Top comments
jesterinperil 28
An adult who can't act like one... Good riddance to bad rubbish OP. Sorry he was that immature.
DappeRB 12
Sounds like you're better off without him.
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Comments (53)
olpally 33
What a pussy way to break up... Using his mom? Seriously, what the ****? Be glad he's gone.
FitFriday 32
Well that's pathetic, FYL OP
lexiieeex3 32
I can undoubtedly say you are better off without him.
theplaguedkitten 5
weak...
alex_gen 39
Pretty sure his mother would be more disappointed in him than you, but congrats on leaving behind a baby. Don't worry, there's always someone out there for you!
moo77_fml 20
A typical momma's boy!!! You can do a whole load better .. Good luck with the future!!
anotherhuman 31
He doesn't sound like he's old enough to be 24. I hope you fond someone who's more mature OP. :3
figure_of_bleach 0
how pathetic **** his life... u dodged a bullet OP
worldclassrager 41
He has to be an eunuch...no question has no balls at all
speakfreely 21
Brings a whole new meaning to the term mommas boy