Today, after 4 days of avoiding me and screening his calls, my 24-year-old boyfriend sent his mother to break up with me on his behalf. FML
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Today, my boyfriend of 3 years called my house even though I was with him at the time. He needed to talk to my mom. He asked her to break up with me for him. FML
Today, my 23 year old boyfriend of 2 years was forced to dump me, over the phone, by his mother. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML
Today, my boyfriend just told me that his mom told him to break up with me, and that she would pay him to do it. His mom is a bitch. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me two days before my birthday. Only to make it worse, I found out that he had been texting my mother on how to break up with me. To make it even worse, she was giving him tips. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Apparently, he spoke with my mom and the fact that she wants me dead is a huge red flag. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend of 2 weeks home to meet my mom and she started talking about how she really wants a lot of grand-kids. He called 2 hours later and broke up with me. FML
Today, after we got home from the doctor's office, my mom checked the voicemail. Loud and clear, we both heard my boyfriend's break-up message. My parents had already forbidden me from dating. FML
Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend at her request, because she "didn't have the heart to do it." Within twenty minutes I'd received four calls from mutual friends, including my best friend, telling me what a jerk I am. And one from my mom. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
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jesterinperil 28
An adult who can't act like one... Good riddance to bad rubbish OP. Sorry he was that immature.
DappeRB 12
Sounds like you're better off without him.
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Comments (53)
more4me 27
What?!!! What a jackass!
Magnic 6
...What are you o.O... You are either sadistic mistress or scary AF if he was too scared to do it himself.
TheRationalOne 11
What a pussy! You deserve a man op! Not a pussy!!!
Poemwriter94 0
My ex did the same exact thing, but it was his Dad that broke up with me, not his Mom. I think we both dodged a bullet.
YorkiePie 6
happened to me op, he's just scared if he went to break up woth you, because he's scared of how you'd react tbh
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
why didn't you break up with him a lot sooner?