Today, after 4 days of avoiding me and screening his calls, my 24-year-old boyfriend sent his mother to break up with me on his behalf. FML
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Today, my boyfriend of 3 years called my house even though I was with him at the time. He needed to talk to my mom. He asked her to break up with me for him. FML
Today, my 23 year old boyfriend of 2 years was forced to dump me, over the phone, by his mother. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML
Today, my boyfriend just told me that his mom told him to break up with me, and that she would pay him to do it. His mom is a bitch. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me two days before my birthday. Only to make it worse, I found out that he had been texting my mother on how to break up with me. To make it even worse, she was giving him tips. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Apparently, he spoke with my mom and the fact that she wants me dead is a huge red flag. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend of 2 weeks home to meet my mom and she started talking about how she really wants a lot of grand-kids. He called 2 hours later and broke up with me. FML
Today, after we got home from the doctor's office, my mom checked the voicemail. Loud and clear, we both heard my boyfriend's break-up message. My parents had already forbidden me from dating. FML
Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend at her request, because she "didn't have the heart to do it." Within twenty minutes I'd received four calls from mutual friends, including my best friend, telling me what a jerk I am. And one from my mom. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
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jesterinperil 28
An adult who can't act like one... Good riddance to bad rubbish OP. Sorry he was that immature.
DappeRB 12
Sounds like you're better off without him.
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Comments (53)
yimi_licious 4
My ex "warned" me twice a week that "I'm busy. you are warned", then he didnt talk to me the whole week.
Richard6036 13
A true coward his mother should've been ashamed to do the dirty work for him sounds like he's a real piece of shit
EyRaB 17
What a pussy.
kristadc 20
Who does that? What a pos. You're better off without him OP!
Kurisuten 13
My boyfriend did this to me for a whole week once. Finally had someone that wasn't told not to tell me where he was message me. Went and walked 2 miles in the snow to find him only for him to break up with me the next day. We're back together now and he doesn't hang around with the POS friends he used to have that talked shit about me, but still...it's a pretty shitty thing to happen to anyone. Sorry, OP!
JRtheSnowman 5
you lucked out on that one
bapbap_fml 15
I always say to take anything somebody says about their ex with a grain of salt. There could be factors we don't know. I once ignored somebody and didn't break up with them face to face because they were abusive. The last time I saw him he backhanded me so hard I fell over. I told him then that it was over and immediately left, but he didn't take me seriously and kept calling. He then called me petty and immature for not wanting to meet up with him to "talk about it"..
Kukironosuke 16
i think you are right bapbap in your own example, if you say something is over, you are no longer obligated to go to future meetings to talk things out, but the way OP in this fml is describing it there never was an official break up, just somebody avoiding the other person. unless OP is lying, and unfortunately on this website you can only take people at their word, there is no reason that OP's boyfriend had to avoid OP. even if OP deserved the breakup for some unknown reason, its still the guys responsibility to formally break off the relationship instead of just avoiding OP
yesplease2000 2
I read the first line and freaked out
ZoroMiHawk 25
Im surprised his mother even agreed to do that. This is what happens when you keep your kids sheltered all the time when they're growing up. Tough love is hard, but is necessary if you want your kids to grow into responsible adults...
mas12806 24
I'm not gonna say 'well he clearly wasn't the one' & 'you'll find someone who really does care' because the fish in the sea are all sharks & it's gonna take hell of a long time to sift through to find one that won't play you