Today, about 10 minutes into my first jog in months, someone in a car started following me, yelling stuff like "Oh my god, it's Shamu!" and "Run faster, fatty!" I ended up breaking down in tears before he finally sped off, roaring with laughter. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally went running to help me start losing weight. I got 50 metres before someone in a passing car shouted out "Run fatty, run". I can't work up the courage to go for a run again. FML
Today, I decided to get back into shape. I went for a jog around my neighborhood. The ice cream truck followed me for my whole jog, mocking me. FML
Today, I was jogging with my shirt off, feeling confident and athletic. A car slowed down next to me. I expected a compliment, but instead, a kid leaned out the window and yelled, “Put it back on, Shrek!” FML
Today, while out for a jog, I noticed that you never know how fast you run until you're being followed by someone in a car you don't know, and they're continuously honking at you. I later found out it my dad in his new car. FML
Today, I went outside to start jogging for improving my ever declining fitness. A kind stranger yelled, “You’re doing great!” as I was wheezing after my first block. I was sitting on a bench. FML
Today, I decided to get back into shape and go for a run. With a 1/4 mile left to run, I saw a hot chick a block ahead of me running. Trying to show off I ran hard and passed her stopping just outside my complex. I started to throw up right as she came past me because I had run so hard to pass her. FML
Today, I was walking on a path through a park by myself. I glanced at the ground and saw a shadow behind me. Thinking of an attacker, I screamed as loud as I could and began flailing my arms to ward him off. Turns out, it was a jogger. He had to stop due to his uncontrollable laughter. FML
Today, I walked outside to see my friend frantically waving and running at me, yelling something I couldn't understand. I smiled and started to jog over to him until I realized he was screaming "RUN!!!" We spent the next 10 minutes running from his neighbor's 5 vicious chihuahuas. FML
Today, some guy on a bike kept taunting me about my weight while I was out jogging. He ended up hitting a street lamp and fell off his bike. I had a real good laugh at him for all of 5 seconds before he got mad and really made me run. FML
Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML
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jezombie 22
Keep at it! Don't let one asshole ruin it for you! :)
cjwayy 22
What the hell? That's disgusting. I'm sorry, OP. That dude was obviously bored with his own sad life and needs to get a job or something to occupy himself.
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Comments (243)
SupremeLeader00 9
Clearly it was motivational just like in the military
nightdenizen 4
I signed up today just to tell you that he's an ass. Don't let an ass stop you from improving yourself. Next time, take out your camera phone, start it video recording, and ask him if there is anything he'd like to say to you. Odds are he'll yell at you and drive away, and you can get back to your life. If he does anything else, you have proof, and if it continues, take it to the police. More than likely, however, he'll drive away and you'll never see him again.
sassy2085 16
Carry rotten eggs and throw at his face.
rainbow_llamas 16
Those insensitive bastards!!!! I'm sorry OP! You shouldn't have to deal with it!!! I'm proud of you for running!!!
IAmSMRT 2
I'm sorry OP. What an asshole. Hopefully Karma will bite him in the ass soon.
MrItalia 18
Hey baby girl don't let dogs like that ruin your confidence or self esteem.. You just keep going and get at it, accomplish your dream then next time your jogging looking fine and sexy hopefully you'll see em again... Their just people with sad lives, I'd like to get my hands on em for ya ;) Take care and be strong!
kyouka 8
**** those assholes. Good on you for taking care of yourself
Screamsteven 7
pricks jealous he's to lazy to work off his own burdened hideousness chin up
Heteroscodra 8
Atleast you're the one jogging and he's the lazy ass in the car ;-) Don't let him stop you from doing what you want to do.
Lighthouses101 3
Don't let the pathetic loser keep you down! You're awesome :)