Today, about 10 minutes into my first jog in months, someone in a car started following me, yelling stuff like "Oh my god, it's Shamu!" and "Run faster, fatty!" I ended up breaking down in tears before he finally sped off, roaring with laughter. FML
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Today, I finally went running to help me start losing weight. I got 50 metres before someone in a passing car shouted out "Run fatty, run". I can't work up the courage to go for a run again. FML
Today, I decided to get back into shape. I went for a jog around my neighborhood. The ice cream truck followed me for my whole jog, mocking me. FML
Today, I was jogging with my shirt off, feeling confident and athletic. A car slowed down next to me. I expected a compliment, but instead, a kid leaned out the window and yelled, “Put it back on, Shrek!” FML
Today, while out for a jog, I noticed that you never know how fast you run until you're being followed by someone in a car you don't know, and they're continuously honking at you. I later found out it my dad in his new car. FML
Today, I went outside to start jogging for improving my ever declining fitness. A kind stranger yelled, “You’re doing great!” as I was wheezing after my first block. I was sitting on a bench. FML
Today, I decided to get back into shape and go for a run. With a 1/4 mile left to run, I saw a hot chick a block ahead of me running. Trying to show off I ran hard and passed her stopping just outside my complex. I started to throw up right as she came past me because I had run so hard to pass her. FML
Today, I was walking on a path through a park by myself. I glanced at the ground and saw a shadow behind me. Thinking of an attacker, I screamed as loud as I could and began flailing my arms to ward him off. Turns out, it was a jogger. He had to stop due to his uncontrollable laughter. FML
Today, I walked outside to see my friend frantically waving and running at me, yelling something I couldn't understand. I smiled and started to jog over to him until I realized he was screaming "RUN!!!" We spent the next 10 minutes running from his neighbor's 5 vicious chihuahuas. FML
Today, some guy on a bike kept taunting me about my weight while I was out jogging. He ended up hitting a street lamp and fell off his bike. I had a real good laugh at him for all of 5 seconds before he got mad and really made me run. FML
Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML
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Top comments
jezombie 22
Keep at it! Don't let one asshole ruin it for you! :)
cjwayy 22
What the hell? That's disgusting. I'm sorry, OP. That dude was obviously bored with his own sad life and needs to get a job or something to occupy himself.
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Comments (243)
cwl727 33
That really sucks. Ignore them and don't let them get to you.
Gityerchicken 12
Hopefully you got his license plate number. Sign up for MMA 5 days a week. In 6 weeks you'll be fight ready and you can hunt him down, suplex him then gogoplata his ass. Tell him that Shamu sent you.
tigerlily9717 15
At least you are better than all those people not brave enough to try.
ilovemonkeybutts 23
What the hell is wrong with people? Just keep doing what you're doing and don't listen to anyone else.
SabrinaK1 12
This broke my heart :/ it's ok OP don't let that ass wipe get in your head!
amber1992 8
cmm06241 3
No honey. Not fml. **** them! You worry about you and screw what anyone else thinks!
HisAngel6511 11
Just think...You're the one out there jogging while that idiot is riding in a car and yelling at people. You're obviously the better person. Stuff like that hurts, but overcoming it makes you even stronger.
katie55220 14
Some people are just assholes.
imjustme04 10
I'm an overweight mother of two and this year decided to start running. I've had people laugh at me, yell "Run fatty, run" and other horrible things, but I've also had people go out of their way to be encouraging. So far I have lost almost 30 pounds and can currently run 2-3 miles and walk another mile per workout. In fact today I ran a mile in eleven and a half minutes. Do not give up! It's worth it!