Today, about 10 minutes into my first jog in months, someone in a car started following me, yelling stuff like "Oh my god, it's Shamu!" and "Run faster, fatty!" I ended up breaking down in tears before he finally sped off, roaring with laughter. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally went running to help me start losing weight. I got 50 metres before someone in a passing car shouted out "Run fatty, run". I can't work up the courage to go for a run again. FML
Today, I decided to get back into shape. I went for a jog around my neighborhood. The ice cream truck followed me for my whole jog, mocking me. FML
Today, I was jogging with my shirt off, feeling confident and athletic. A car slowed down next to me. I expected a compliment, but instead, a kid leaned out the window and yelled, “Put it back on, Shrek!” FML
Today, while out for a jog, I noticed that you never know how fast you run until you're being followed by someone in a car you don't know, and they're continuously honking at you. I later found out it my dad in his new car. FML
Today, I went outside to start jogging for improving my ever declining fitness. A kind stranger yelled, “You’re doing great!” as I was wheezing after my first block. I was sitting on a bench. FML
Today, I decided to get back into shape and go for a run. With a 1/4 mile left to run, I saw a hot chick a block ahead of me running. Trying to show off I ran hard and passed her stopping just outside my complex. I started to throw up right as she came past me because I had run so hard to pass her. FML
Today, I was walking on a path through a park by myself. I glanced at the ground and saw a shadow behind me. Thinking of an attacker, I screamed as loud as I could and began flailing my arms to ward him off. Turns out, it was a jogger. He had to stop due to his uncontrollable laughter. FML
Today, I walked outside to see my friend frantically waving and running at me, yelling something I couldn't understand. I smiled and started to jog over to him until I realized he was screaming "RUN!!!" We spent the next 10 minutes running from his neighbor's 5 vicious chihuahuas. FML
Today, some guy on a bike kept taunting me about my weight while I was out jogging. He ended up hitting a street lamp and fell off his bike. I had a real good laugh at him for all of 5 seconds before he got mad and really made me run. FML
Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML
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Top comments
jezombie 22
Keep at it! Don't let one asshole ruin it for you! :)
cjwayy 22
What the hell? That's disgusting. I'm sorry, OP. That dude was obviously bored with his own sad life and needs to get a job or something to occupy himself.
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Comments (243)
flame5768 14
i thought that was funny. i can't be the only one. oh and op? you're a fatass
SimplyAshleii 11
People like this really bother me. If someone is trying to make a healthier change in their life why discourage it? But just ignore them and keep on working hard :-)
depressingrage 5
I would have started making whale noises as I bolt toward the car.
CANdieCRUNCH 6
Don't let that dick wad get you down!! Keep at it! (^з^)-☆
inbredlefthand 10
At least you're trying to lose weight. Respect for your change of life style!
ash1rose 11
Listen up OP you're awesome! I'm a chubby runner, too, and I've gotten inconsiderate comments. Nothing like that thank God because I would've cried, too. I hope you don't let that asshole discourage you!
blackonblight 33
Did you get the license plate number? I'm sure there's someone who would be willing to exact some vigilante justice for you if you can track down the jackass.
Duggie1339 13
Look I hate being "that guy" but someone else posted an FML just like this about 2-3 weeks ago.. If it really happened though FYL
2074red2074 6
Sorry to say this, but you are too emotionally fragile. Some people will say mean things to you, no matter who you are or what you look like. Get used to it.
blackonblight 33
The problem is with the people who think it acceptable to harass others to the point of emotional breakdown, not the people who react to continued insults.
flame5768 14
i just wanna call someone fat and not be hated
TallMist 32
#183 Blaming the victim only makes you look like an ass.
iplaydirty96 9
Happened to me once at a gym. Who does that? The person is obviously trying to do something about their weight, so why cause them to quit? So stupid. FHI because he doesn't have one!