Health: Today, about 10 minutes into my first jog in months, someone...

By see you next cunt - 18/03/2014 19:44 - United States

Today, about 10 minutes into my first jog in months, someone in a car started following me, yelling stuff like "Oh my god, it's Shamu!" and "Run faster, fatty!" I ended up breaking down in tears before he finally sped off, roaring with laughter. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2010 07:14 - Australia

Today, I finally went running to help me start losing weight. I got 50 metres before someone in a passing car shouted out "Run fatty, run". I can't work up the courage to go for a run again. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2011 13:36 - United States

Today, I decided to get back into shape. I went for a jog around my neighborhood. The ice cream truck followed me for my whole jog, mocking me. FML

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By Uri - 12/06/2025 09:00 - United Kingdom - Newcastle

Today, I was jogging with my shirt off, feeling confident and athletic. A car slowed down next to me. I expected a compliment, but instead, a kid leaned out the window and yelled, “Put it back on, Shrek!” FML

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By CROCKIN5150 - 14/03/2016 04:32 - United States

Today, while out for a jog, I noticed that you never know how fast you run until you're being followed by someone in a car you don't know, and they're continuously honking at you. I later found out it my dad in his new car. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2025 00:00 - United States - Gary

Today, I went outside to start jogging for improving my ever declining fitness. A kind stranger yelled, “You’re doing great!” as I was wheezing after my first block. I was sitting on a bench. FML

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By DMO - 07/07/2009 05:26 - United States

Today, I decided to get back into shape and go for a run. With a 1/4 mile left to run, I saw a hot chick a block ahead of me running. Trying to show off I ran hard and passed her stopping just outside my complex. I started to throw up right as she came past me because I had run so hard to pass her. FML

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Freaked

By paranoid - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was walking on a path through a park by myself. I glanced at the ground and saw a shadow behind me. Thinking of an attacker, I screamed as loud as I could and began flailing my arms to ward him off. Turns out, it was a jogger. He had to stop due to his uncontrollable laughter. FML

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By chi-huaHUA - 04/12/2010 07:08 - United States

Today, I walked outside to see my friend frantically waving and running at me, yelling something I couldn't understand. I smiled and started to jog over to him until I realized he was screaming "RUN!!!" We spent the next 10 minutes running from his neighbor's 5 vicious chihuahuas. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2016 17:59 - United States

Today, some guy on a bike kept taunting me about my weight while I was out jogging. He ended up hitting a street lamp and fell off his bike. I had a real good laugh at him for all of 5 seconds before he got mad and really made me run. FML

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Jog on

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML

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jezombie 22

Wednesday 19 March 2014 2:38

Keep at it! Don't let one asshole ruin it for you! :)

cjwayy 22

Wednesday 19 March 2014 2:38

What the hell? That's disgusting. I'm sorry, OP. That dude was obviously bored with his own sad life and needs to get a job or something to occupy himself.

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vinylscratchp0n3 23

Wednesday 19 March 2014 19:44

I've never understood people who feel the need to make fun of fat people for being fat WHILE they're trying to fix that.

DotDootyDot 17

Wednesday 19 March 2014 20:05

And then people wonder why people with weight problems don't go out for sport in public.

yvening 2

Wednesday 19 March 2014 20:22

Keep at it! You'll be better for it in the end. Don't let the douch stop you from your personal goals. At least your trying.

booboohoney 12

Wednesday 19 March 2014 20:40

This makes me sad. Do not let others discourage you. You are making a choice to be healthy and better yourself. One asshole cannot shatter you. You have my support :)

Ziggy45 10

Wednesday 19 March 2014 20:57

Haha that's funny

skyeyez9 24

Wednesday 19 March 2014 21:18

One day he will mouth off to the wrong person and end up getting his face stomped into the curb.

F_Your_Life_001 0

Wednesday 19 March 2014 21:39

Let your haters be your motivators :)

chrisslime 7

Wednesday 19 March 2014 22:06

That's terrible

interesting33 36

Wednesday 19 March 2014 22:49

That is terrible and just so you know - he probably picked a jogger at random. it does not mean you looked funny or weighed a lot of anything! He would have picked anyone because he was determined to act like a jerk.

bludanzr 2

Wednesday 19 March 2014 22:50

keep going!! ignore that jerk!! I'm fat too and I don't care. I don't let that stop me. I don't care what people think. I hike, jog marathons, kayak and ride my bike with my butt hanging off. Lol don't give up!! :)