Today, a guy hit my car, and I threatened to sue him after he started the conversation rudely. He told me to go ahead, because he doesn’t have any money or a job anyway, then because from his perspective he had nothing else really to lose, he kicked my ass. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, some guy hit my car and then threatened to sue me for "parking my car in such a way that it was impossible not to hit it." My car was in the driveway. FML
Today, my lawyer threatened to sue me because I can't afford his bill, which he sent to me after getting me out of a lawsuit. FML
Today, I watched as a guy hit my car, laugh when he saw me running towards him, and drive away. FML
Today, some guy tried to mug me. Shocked, I threw a punch that somehow knocked him on his ass. I'm now staring down the barrel of a lawsuit since he was apparently only 16 and "acting out" because of his shitty home life, as if I should have just handed him my wallet politely. FML
Today, after talking to the man whose car I scratched, we agreed that the damages and cost of repair were so low and instead of me paying I just buy him coffee. When I showed up he saw me, decided I was too ugly to have coffee with, and instead demanded full payment in cash. FML
Today, while driving into work, a guy cut me off and I yelled some nasty things out of my window at him. He heard me, followed me to work, took a baseball bat out and then chased me into the office. He also smashed my windshield on his way out. FML
Today, on my way to my job interview, the man who was supposed to be interviewing me slammed into my car because he wasn’t paying attention. He fired me for raising his insurance premiums. I got fired before getting the job. FML
Today, a guy made fun of sexual assault victims, and laughed when he heard they’re getting money and support. He also said I look like his next victim. I hit him, unapologetically. My friends told me to apologise, and that he’s really a great guy. No longer my friends. Talk shit, get hit. FML
Today, some punk got up in my face yelling at me, pushed my wife and scratched my car with a, "What you gonna do, old man?" attitude, and yet I’m the bad guy who gets arrested because I open-palm slapped him and he fell into a glass window and fucked up his face and neck, probably permanently. FML
Today, a drunk driver drove his car through my mailbox. He got pissed, started yelling, and threatened to sue me for "putting the mailbox in the middle of the road". If my front lawn is a road, I'm going to have some serious issues. FML
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Bogrbon 27
There's a legal term for having no assets worth suing - "judgement proof." It kind of sucks, but if they can't pay, what can you do? That's why uninsured motorist isn't a bad thing to have on your insurance. There's also a legal term for the next part: "felony assault and battery." I hope jail is a nice time for that bastard.
Earl_KarmasBitch 34
He had his freedom. Press charges. See if he still thinks he has nothing to lose.
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Bogrbon 27
There's a legal term for having no assets worth suing - "judgement proof." It kind of sucks, but if they can't pay, what can you do? That's why uninsured motorist isn't a bad thing to have on your insurance. There's also a legal term for the next part: "felony assault and battery." I hope jail is a nice time for that bastard.
Earl_KarmasBitch 34
He had his freedom. Press charges. See if he still thinks he has nothing to lose.