Today, about 10 minutes into my first jog in months, someone in a car started following me, yelling stuff like "Oh my god, it's Shamu!" and "Run faster, fatty!" I ended up breaking down in tears before he finally sped off, roaring with laughter. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally went running to help me start losing weight. I got 50 metres before someone in a passing car shouted out "Run fatty, run". I can't work up the courage to go for a run again. FML
Today, I decided to get back into shape. I went for a jog around my neighborhood. The ice cream truck followed me for my whole jog, mocking me. FML
Today, I was jogging with my shirt off, feeling confident and athletic. A car slowed down next to me. I expected a compliment, but instead, a kid leaned out the window and yelled, “Put it back on, Shrek!” FML
Today, while out for a jog, I noticed that you never know how fast you run until you're being followed by someone in a car you don't know, and they're continuously honking at you. I later found out it my dad in his new car. FML
Today, I went outside to start jogging for improving my ever declining fitness. A kind stranger yelled, “You’re doing great!” as I was wheezing after my first block. I was sitting on a bench. FML
Today, I decided to get back into shape and go for a run. With a 1/4 mile left to run, I saw a hot chick a block ahead of me running. Trying to show off I ran hard and passed her stopping just outside my complex. I started to throw up right as she came past me because I had run so hard to pass her. FML
Today, I was walking on a path through a park by myself. I glanced at the ground and saw a shadow behind me. Thinking of an attacker, I screamed as loud as I could and began flailing my arms to ward him off. Turns out, it was a jogger. He had to stop due to his uncontrollable laughter. FML
Today, I walked outside to see my friend frantically waving and running at me, yelling something I couldn't understand. I smiled and started to jog over to him until I realized he was screaming "RUN!!!" We spent the next 10 minutes running from his neighbor's 5 vicious chihuahuas. FML
Today, some guy on a bike kept taunting me about my weight while I was out jogging. He ended up hitting a street lamp and fell off his bike. I had a real good laugh at him for all of 5 seconds before he got mad and really made me run. FML
Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML
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jezombie 22
Keep at it! Don't let one asshole ruin it for you! :)
cjwayy 22
What the hell? That's disgusting. I'm sorry, OP. That dude was obviously bored with his own sad life and needs to get a job or something to occupy himself.
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Comments (243)
weveallbeenthere 30
don't let an asshole discourage you. :)
Obacooba 14
What a bitch. And to think he laughed afterwards. Just keep trying, soon you'll be able to kick that douche bag's little ass
Fuzzybear345 1
Don't let people like that ruin it for you. Their words might hurt quite a bit, but won't hurt once you remember exactly WHO is saying them- someone who is so idiotic, ridiculous and insecure that they need to be obscene to give themselves a personality. You're amazing, keep going at it! :)
yellowpablo 21
Write down the license plate and tp his house or egg it
DalekBubbles 18
Pretty sure there's a law against that. Get his plate down, maybe you can slap one on him.
none_11 11
Congratulation! Keep on doing your thing. Don't mind the trolls. Go, you, go! Jog for all of us that have our butts permanently attached to the couch.
MrHernandez530 10
Just keep going OP One day he won't be able to call you that and it will be the other way around
Strrrrrange 12
Sorry OP, some people doesn't apriciate effort at all! Keep your head high, his life is probably horrible outside of that car since he does thinks like that! :)
faheezi 6
Keep your head up high and your middle finger higher
DeeDeeJay 15
You should've told him to **** off
amisenho 11
Or you can kill him with kindness! Wave at him, smile, say, "Hi!", and laugh at everything he says. He'll realize he's not getting the reaction he wants out of you and will give up shortly thereafter.