Love, Animals, Dogs and Awkward: Get that pup out of there!

Get that pup out of there!

By Anonymous - 19/06/2021 08:01

Today, my girlfriend is so stubborn, she refuses to admit she hates the dog she insisted she had to have 6 months ago. I also hate dogs, so I told her everything dog-related was her problem, especially the pee/poop. Everyone knows she hates the dog but she still refuses to rehome it. FML

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Good boy

By Anonymous - 01/03/2024 19:00 - United Kingdom

Today, and ever since my girlfriend insisted we needed a dog, our lives have been taken over by the little bastard. She can’t leave without him chewing everything from separation anxiety. He bites me if I so much as walk near him. Neither of us want him anymore but she feels too guilty to rehome him. FML

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You deserved it 273

Furry family

By crazy dog lady - 02/11/2020 02:02 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got evicted for having too many dogs. She expects me to let her and all 5 dogs live in my one-bedroom apartment. When I told her no, that I’d get evicted too, she said that should be a sacrifice I’m willing to make for “our family” if I really loved her. They aren’t even my dogs. FML

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You deserved it 254

Justice for Doggy Boy the dog!

By Anonymous - 15/08/2021 16:01

Today, I hate my wife’s dog. It destroys everything in the house, it destroys my garden, she barks constantly in her bed, and when I walk her she tries to attack every living thing she sees, but the instant I talk to my wife about her behaviour, I get yelled at for being mean. FML

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You deserved it 175

Puppy love

By Anonymous - 12/12/2023 19:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my mom is pissed and grounded me when I didn’t show girlish, squealing enthusiasm when she went out and came home with a dog; a big dog. I hate dogs, there is no creature I despise more than dogs. I prefer spiders to dogs, and she knows this. FML

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You deserved it 342

Grossed out

By eww David - 06/07/2021 02:01

Today, my friend is upset with me since I never want to hang out at her house or eat her food. The problem is she has multiple dog beds in her kitchen and a cat litter box under her dining room table. I love her and invite her to hang out other places, but she’s still offended I won’t go to her’s. FML

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You deserved it 149

Alexa, play "Meat Is Murder" by The Smiths

By meat is meat - 07/10/2019 02:07

Today, my girlfriend went on yet another long-winded rant about how dogs are family and should be treated as such, whilst stuffing her face with ribs. I asked her what the difference was between a dog and the pile of pig parts on her plate. Her only response was to call me a monster and dump me. FML

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You deserved it 2 706

By Afroman720 - 27/07/2015 18:55 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML

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You deserved it 2 890

By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 08:10 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I had an argument. She admitted she didn't know why she was pissed at me, but still is, and now she won't talk to me. FML

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You deserved it 4 177

By mykhael - 21/08/2013 18:58 - United States - Opelousas

Today, my girlfriend and I started fighting. Instead of arguing for herself, she decided to set her puppy on me. Only "Puppy" is the name of her fully-grown police-trained German Shepherd. FML

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By True Story - 29/08/2011 12:46 - Canada

Today, it's been a year since I've been with my girlfriend, and I think that I hate more things about her than I like. For instance, how she likes to throw furniture at me. FML

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maxthewildergrey 15

Saturday 19 June 2021 8:20

That poor dog. Y'all just need to get over the pettiness of who hates the dog and who doesn't. Just give him to a home that will love him. You're both hurting his quality of life now.

Katelyn Smith 3

Saturday 19 June 2021 8:36

If you both hate dogs, then why the hell did you get one

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maxthewildergrey 15

Saturday 19 June 2021 8:20

That poor dog. Y'all just need to get over the pettiness of who hates the dog and who doesn't. Just give him to a home that will love him. You're both hurting his quality of life now.

Katelyn Smith 3

Saturday 19 June 2021 8:36

If you both hate dogs, then why the hell did you get one

hope jm 5

Saturday 19 June 2021 14:13

PLEASE please please rehome that poor innocent baby. the dog deserves a home with someone that will give it tons of love. They're not stupid, they know they're not wanted or loved and that can be hell on them emotionally. just do it when she's not home. PLEASE!

Chazzster 28

Saturday 19 June 2021 14:58

Note that girlfriend (or anyone else) doesn’t have to actually hate the dog to not be a good caregiver for the animal. Sometimes people get a pet thinking just of the positive and cute things they expect and then they learn that they are not cut out to be a caregiver - especially for an untrained puppy. That doesn’t make them a bad person, just not a good pet owner. Instead of phrasing it to girlfriend that she “hates” the dog she thought she wanted, be more neutral and say that dog ownership is just not working out for the two of you and you need to find a new home for the dog. By the way, if the two of you are not ready for a puppy - You are sure not ready for a child anytime soon. This may be the thing that girlfriend doesn’t actually want to admit to. Many couples get a puppy as practice for eventually having a child. But not everyone is cut out to be parents (human or pet).

xxlk4xx 6

Saturday 19 June 2021 17:08

100% agree with this! I have 4 kids who are loved and taken care of, but I'm NOT a good pet owner, I've tried in the past and it's just not for us so we are a pet free family! I'd rather a pet go to someone who can really give them the life they deserve

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Monday 21 June 2021 4:00

People like you and your girlfriend disgust me. You both dislike dogs (which says something to me right away), yet you get one? I'm sure the poor thing isn't happy with you two, either. I can only imagine how it's being mistreated. You both need to grow up and find the dog a proper home with someone who will actually give a damn about it.