Today, about 10 minutes into my first jog in months, someone in a car started following me, yelling stuff like "Oh my god, it's Shamu!" and "Run faster, fatty!" I ended up breaking down in tears before he finally sped off, roaring with laughter. FML
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Today, I finally went running to help me start losing weight. I got 50 metres before someone in a passing car shouted out "Run fatty, run". I can't work up the courage to go for a run again. FML
Today, I decided to get back into shape. I went for a jog around my neighborhood. The ice cream truck followed me for my whole jog, mocking me. FML
Today, I was jogging with my shirt off, feeling confident and athletic. A car slowed down next to me. I expected a compliment, but instead, a kid leaned out the window and yelled, “Put it back on, Shrek!” FML
Today, while out for a jog, I noticed that you never know how fast you run until you're being followed by someone in a car you don't know, and they're continuously honking at you. I later found out it my dad in his new car. FML
Today, I went outside to start jogging for improving my ever declining fitness. A kind stranger yelled, “You’re doing great!” as I was wheezing after my first block. I was sitting on a bench. FML
Today, I decided to get back into shape and go for a run. With a 1/4 mile left to run, I saw a hot chick a block ahead of me running. Trying to show off I ran hard and passed her stopping just outside my complex. I started to throw up right as she came past me because I had run so hard to pass her. FML
Today, I was walking on a path through a park by myself. I glanced at the ground and saw a shadow behind me. Thinking of an attacker, I screamed as loud as I could and began flailing my arms to ward him off. Turns out, it was a jogger. He had to stop due to his uncontrollable laughter. FML
Today, I walked outside to see my friend frantically waving and running at me, yelling something I couldn't understand. I smiled and started to jog over to him until I realized he was screaming "RUN!!!" We spent the next 10 minutes running from his neighbor's 5 vicious chihuahuas. FML
Today, some guy on a bike kept taunting me about my weight while I was out jogging. He ended up hitting a street lamp and fell off his bike. I had a real good laugh at him for all of 5 seconds before he got mad and really made me run. FML
Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML
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Top comments
jezombie 22
Keep at it! Don't let one asshole ruin it for you! :)
cjwayy 22
What the hell? That's disgusting. I'm sorry, OP. That dude was obviously bored with his own sad life and needs to get a job or something to occupy himself.
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Comments (243)
Simbaby 23
He's a mega douche bag.
LisaDay 14
use it as motivation to make them eat their words. soon he'll be asking for your number ;)
pnutzmckracken 3
He's a deush nugget you do you
warsun 27
Pardon?
ActionFearo 39
Translation "He's a douche nugget, do your own thing!"
touch_phobia 13
what the hell did he say?
Yeshua_fml 19
From now on, carry a carton of eggs whenever you go for your jogs.
toastedbagel14 3
What the hell is wrong with people?! Watch OP, when you slim down, the very same people will probably hit on you if they don't recognize you. You just keep going. They just have some unresolved insecurities that they refuse to work on themselves. I'm rootin' for you!
lenehey 7
+1. Living well is the best revenge.
redwill85 10
What a prick. Don't listen to the dumb asses.
xXToxicPenguinXx 12
just pray he does something stupid and die
x3jmac27 22
Slow down there. Killing someone is not the answer. I'm pretty sure there is so many people out there just like him. So if you plan on just killing all of them. Well that is a lot of people to get killed.
elcee1987 18
Um, #18 didn't tell op to kill him...read his comment again
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Still...wishing death on someone, really?
TallMist 32
Okay, the guy that was making fun of OP may be a major jackass for doing that to OP, but come on. He doesn't deserve to die for it! It's not like he murdered anyone.
x3jmac27 22
Honestly OP I bet you look good and beautiful. Don't listen to that ass and keep going on runs. Karma will get him one day (:
tukies 28
Keep at it OP! Hopefully that person yelling got a shit load of karma.
sweethoopergirl 7
Chin up. you're amazing :)